you should see the entry they had for the Philippines before overzealous trolls with no concept of satire stepped in.
:D
I was browsing through the web looking at the character list of Mortal Kombat as I was trying to recall one of the characters name. Which was Stryker.
But I saw this wiki on the characters and just burst out laughing.
link: Mortal Kombat Wiki
Here's a sample:
"Johnny Cage is an American gay-porn movie celebrity trained in yoga and midget cockpunching terrorism. He decides to enter the Mortal Kombat tournament after his friend Ray Davies convinces him that celluloid heroes never feel any pain and never really die, thus making him the sure winner.
Some players say Cage is unfairly fast due to the vast amounts of cocaine he snorts before each fight, though most players agree this is common for Hollywood action stars and the fact that his ass is exploding from the yayo."
