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contributed by wicked1925, 3 months ago
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I was eating lunch from mcdonalds when suddenly my officemate and I started wondering what the hell does a weird looking purple thing doing as one of mcdonald's mascot!?

is he the sperm version of barney?
is he a poop from outerspace?
or maybe a purple booger from nowhere?

i've done some intense googling and found this interesting article that can possibly explain everything. how about you guys, do you have any idea what the hell is Grimace!?!?

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    Chrisangelo's avatar posted by Chrisangelo, 3 months ago

    Grimace is the devil himself. >:)

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    listahan's avatar posted by listahan, 3 months ago

    the pic says it all

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    mamangpulis's avatar posted by mamangpulis, 3 months ago

    McUbe

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    crazymerrick's avatar posted by crazymerrick, 3 months ago

    Yeah I was scared of him when I was a kid, too.

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    toodles's avatar posted by toodles, 3 months ago

    Grimace. Root word - Grim. Something sinister. Something not supposed to be good.

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    feanne's avatar posted by feanne, 3 months ago

    I remember the email forward about this :))

    Supposedly the official story is, Grimace is a tastebud...

    But I like these better:

    1. Grimace is an ube mascot. Mc Donald's must've had ube-flavored ice creams or shakes before.
    2. He is the bastard child of Tinky Winky of the Teletubbies (who's also rumored to be gay) and an eggplant. (this one is my favourite
    3. Grimace is violet Crayon left to melt under the sun by kids eating at McDonald's playgrounds.
    4. Grimace must have been a grape-flavored drink. Maybe the drink was really sour and it made people grimace. That's why he's called Grimace!
    5. He's the ugliest McDonald's mascot. That's why they covered him up with another costume - a purple one that's so heavy he can't even take it off himself!
    6. Grimace is all the McDonald's food items thrown and mixed in a blender. (LOL)
    7. Grimace is a milkshake
    8. McDonald's wanted to introduce kamote French Fries when they first came to the Philippines. That's why they created Grimace. He's a kamote. (pwede rin!)
    9. He's the twin brother of Ronald McDonald. Originally they looked alike but Grimace, who is mentally retarded, was a disgrace to the family and to the name. That's why they made him wear the purple costume.
    10. Here's one of the best theories so far: Grimace, who, along with other Mc Donald's characters like Officer Big Mac, Mayor McCheese, and Hamburglar, were introduced in the 70s, represents the Blueberry Milkshakes, launched in the US in the 70s. He was actually called Evil Grimace at first since he always liked to steal other people's milkshakes. He came from an island full of fun and milkshake-loving other purple Grimace-types. Neat, huh?

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    sorenkant's avatar posted by sorenkant, 3 months ago

    i asked a friend about this who's in the higher-ups of Golden Arches Corp., she has no damn idea. one theory though is that he's supposed to be a shake.

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    chelsea's avatar posted by chelsea, 3 months ago

    baka dati meron silang yam, tapos naging apple pie na hehe.

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    spitsmaster's avatar posted by spitsmaster, 3 months ago

    a buddy of mine here is still afraid of him until now. lol!

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    kingcardinal's avatar posted by kingcardinal, 3 months ago

    ^baka naman ikaw yun tukayo ayaw mo lang aminin... hehehe

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    sliverboy's avatar posted by sliverboy, 3 months ago

    Pagkakaalam ko si Grimace yung mga pinaglumaan/tira-tirang pagkain ng McDo

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    chelsea's avatar posted by chelsea, 3 months ago

    si grimace yung drumstick na all-covered with molds. lol.

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    lagosite's avatar posted by lagosite, 3 months ago

    he endorses milkshakes..but we don't have it here in Pinas, especially not ube.

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    wicked1925's avatar posted by wicked1925, 3 months ago

    I found another article here. tang inang grimace kasi yan eh puzzling masyado amp! my nephew is so fucking scared of this turd and mcdonald's even has the nerve to have him at his birthday party, geesh

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    spitsmaster's avatar posted by spitsmaster, 3 months ago

    ^lol! got to you huh? hahaha!

    amp! evil grimace looks like a fucked up walking turd!

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    Harley_Quinn's avatar posted by Harley_Quinn, 3 months ago

    I worked at McD's during highschool, we were told he's just another mascot. I never did quiz myself again, all I knew was that some guy was in there trying to earn something. Now I'm getting a laugh out of all this

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    jmg_up's avatar posted by jmg_up, 3 months ago

    hahahhaha....ROFL

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    everyonenose's avatar posted by everyonenose, 3 months ago

    kapag nanalo Air21 sa wed baka magpakita yan sa araneta.. Ube Nation + Grimace FTW!

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    kibitzer's avatar posted by kibitzer, 3 months ago

    a drowning Jaba

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    arjay's avatar posted by arjay, 3 months ago

    barney's cousin, only less gayer

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