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contributed by lyka, 5 months ago
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Supposing paradise is a place (work with me here) that is special and different for each individual, what would it be like for you? The purpose of the thread is to thoroughly describe your perfect place, and to (for chrissakes) be creative. What makes it yours? Leaping acrobats? Your own personal clown? A slave? Or perhaps you never thought about it? Well, maybe it's time to start thinking. If nothing else, it's an excellent time-waster.

Let me start it off.

My paradise is a palace in the sky with hanging gardens so vast, it actually contains mountains and lakes, and great stretches of whatever my imagination wishes to exist. I've never owned a pet in my life, so I'll have intelligent creatures that can take care of themselves: noble dragons, beautiful unicorns, a clever sphinx, and other fantastical creatures. They're all very friendly with each other, and nothing kills anything because I say so.

In my palace, I have enough room to accommodate my loved ones and friends should they want to stay or visit. I have an unbelievably large library wherein every literary book that's ever been published on earth before and after my time, is stored in its bookcases. Its bookcases are only tall enough for me to reach the highest shelf without difficulty. I'm 5 feet tall. So they should be pretty short.

In my paradise, I have Megan Fox's body, but I keep my face. My activities include draping loose pieces of clothing over my body and admiring myself on the mirror, swimming in my mermaid form in my giant fountain at the center of my rose maze garden, occasionally jumping from the edge of paradise to fly across the heavens, playing hide and seek with my invisible friends (it's really quite a challenge), and singing.

I'll have a hut with a rocking chair, a fire place, and a cozy little bed. This is where I go to retreat when I want to be closer to nature, or just feel like being alone in general. Every night, there's a display of celestial activity where the constellations rearrange to form new constellations. Stars explode and it looks like a beautiful display of fireworks.

I find it easy to go on and on, but I'll stop now. Your turn :)

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    basky's avatar posted by basky, 5 months ago

    you need to stop sniffing petrol child

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    minor's avatar posted by minor, 5 months ago

    me? its kinda like I Am Legend minus those freaky infested mutant shit

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    rafnex's avatar posted by rafnex, 5 months ago

    i like the world as it is....except that in my paradise: i can be a total glutton, get drunk, travel around the world in a heartbeat, can summon a battalion orcs and lead them to destroy the human race, then conquer other planets and eliminate them zergs, then be back before dinner and sleep.

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    Chrisangelo's avatar posted by Chrisangelo, 5 months ago

    Any place with a basketball court, a television and a computer will do as long as I have my bass with me. xD

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    spidamang's avatar posted by spidamang, 5 months ago

    Welcome to Fantasy Island!

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    acer3ya1's avatar posted by acer3ya1, 5 months ago

    i want my paradise to be perfect...

    but there's no such thing as a perfect world,

    because no body's perfect...

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    bebang's avatar posted by bebang, 5 months ago

    My paradise is....sinking into a hot bath with a good sensual background music [nobody does it better by carly simon or loving you by minnie riperton] and candle light effect, then after my steamy hot bath ill go to my bed lay beside him and kiss his ears and gently whisper the words nyt nyt dahlin'"

    paradise itech :D

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    hilarion's avatar posted by hilarion, 5 months ago

    mine would be in a beach somewhere. no sharks, no algae, no corals. there would be a bevy of hot wimmen around (no hanky-panky necessary), some attending to my whims. my house would be a large cottage that's very cozy, with my own library, game room, mini theater and mini bar. :D

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    minjiemeiji's avatar posted by minjiemeiji, 5 months ago

    it would be a timezone & mcdonalds branch inside my big mansion.. bwehehehe.. also a complete set of all game consoles :D

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    trukr's avatar posted by trukr, 5 months ago

    Redhorse on tap. A turo turo stand in front of the house that's always free. Add kwek kwek to that. Rollin with the kids and G in the old box-type, through trafficFREE manila. No-charge shopping at Tribal Gear. An all out ban on the pantyhose-tsinelas combo.

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    norreggy's avatar posted by norreggy, 5 months ago

    ^ Sounds like my paradise too. All you can eat isaw and fishball would be nice. (is the one near the ylang dorm still around? I so miss that one.)

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    letsugas's avatar posted by letsugas, 4 months ago

    Paradise is where I have a non carcinogenic malboro red in one hand, and a never ending supply of ice cold redhorse in my other hand. and a good book on my third hand.

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    darthjesus's avatar posted by darthjesus, 4 months ago

    90% crit chance

    90% stun/fear/poly/root/dot resist

    and 20K hp unbuffed is all i ask.

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    joriben's avatar posted by joriben, 4 months ago

    Beach in a cozy cottage that has everything I need. Remote island but still has access to technology. A place where I can bring my family friends and enjoy the Sun (or rain).

    And please add a very steamy sunset Love action with my very own. :D

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    Areflexia's avatar posted by Areflexia, 4 months ago

    72 virgins minus the exploding vest.

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    Jots18's avatar posted by Jots18, 4 months ago

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    michael316's avatar posted by michael316, 4 months ago

    Paradise? Imagine a city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty. Oh won't you please take me home...

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    pekto's avatar posted by pekto, 4 months ago

    "When I'm with you it's paradise... You kick me once I kick you twice..."

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