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contributed by spidamang, 4 months ago
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Found while playing with Google custom search on a boring afternoon. I know, nostalgic posts scream: TOO LAZY TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING NEW. But then, I really am lazy. ;)

SEX IS A GAMBLE

SEX is a gamble,
KISSING is a game...
one minute of pleasure,
nine months of pain...

sometimes i'm first
i bask in satisfaction
sometimes you're cold
i feel no reaction
(by: pleasureslave)

sometimes you're in heat
you're feeling kinda horny
romantically, i called you "sweety"
lustfully, you called me "spicy"
(by: pOi)

when i'm down there,
you say don't stop.
so why only touch.
and no suck?
(by: acer3ya1)

Love leads to tumbles
pleasure turns to blame
marriage locks the shackles
and infants bears your name.
(by: norreggy)

making love is corny
while sex is swell.
fucking is oh so dirty
and fornicating sends you to hell.
(by: kurikong)

Copy pasted from this guy's Xanga

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    norreggy's avatar posted by norreggy, 4 months ago

    I didnt save the old posts; but I think there were many more contributions to this "Sex Poem" and others; back when we were less burdened by problems and more readily able to compose fun poetry.

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    minjiemeiji's avatar posted by minjiemeiji, 4 months ago

    is this thread educational??? :D

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    joriben's avatar posted by joriben, 4 months ago

    panalo, pats.

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    darthjesus's avatar posted by darthjesus, 4 months ago

    wtf? dad?

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    chelsea's avatar posted by chelsea, 4 months ago

    meiji, it actually is. lol. havent you learned anything yet? haha.

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    wicked1925's avatar posted by wicked1925, 4 months ago

    haha it's from cubicle_8's xanga...it's from hifi 6.

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    basky's avatar posted by basky, 4 months ago

    my mother is a goat
    my father is a lamb
    mash them with sauerkraut
    voila!
    le papa mama spam!

    *dies*

    very funny seigfred. nuninu

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