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contributed by wicked1925, about 1 year ago
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OK girls...it's your turn!

Nagsimula ang lahat dito at dahil kayo na rin ang nagsabi na dapat both sexes should be equal, naisip ng mga kabalyero ng HiFi na kayo naman ang tanungin ng mga katanungang matagal ng naglalaro sa aming mga isipan. Mga tanong na madalas sagutin ng sampal sa tuwing itatanong namin ng harapan. Sa mga prangkahang tanong na nag-aantay ng kasagutan, sana kami ay wag kagalitan...sabi nga ng aking kakambal: NAGTATANONG LANG

Puro daw sex at kamanyakan ang nasa isipan naming mga kalalakihan, yan ang lagi nyong sinasabi pero hindi ba ninyo naiisip na nilikha kami na sadyang mapagbigay? Maaaring kasalanan nga lahat ng testosterone, pero hindi nyo ba alam na pati kayong mga kababaihan ay may testosterone din? Masarap ang sex, aminin natin yan at ang sabi ng lolo ko kahit pari daw ay nagtitikol din, kaya ano pa ang hinihintay...sagutin na ang mga katanungan! =)

BABALA

Ang mga sumusunod na katanungan ay dapat masagot lahat maliban sa nag-iisang huli (optional po lamang ito at answer at your own risk). At sa mga barako, medyo barako, at nagpapanggap na barako na myembro ng HiFi...relax muna kayo at hayaan ang mga kababaihang sumagot.

MGA TANONG:

1. bakit pag nagsesex eh gusto nyo patay ang ilaw, nauumpog tuloy kami lagi? --- chet

2. ano mas prefer nyo sa 2 at bakit:
"hwag mong huhugutin!" o "iputok mo sa labas, please!" --- chet

3. If a guy asks for a blowjob, are there qualifications to be met before we proceed? --- danapz

4. We all know that guys are only capable of one orgasm at a time...so why are you girls so frustrated when you know we need to rest for a while first before the next round? --- danapz

5. While were going down there, lagi nyong sinasabi na "tama na", "more please syet", "ayaw mo na", "hwag kang titigil" habang iniipit nyo naman kami ng hita nyo sabay sinasabunutan palayo. Ano ba talaga ate? --- acer3ya1

6. Bakit ang hilig nyong magtanong ng mga no correct answer questions tulad ng : "bomplen, mukha ba kong mataba sa damit na to?" Pag sumagot kami ng oo, magagalit kayo, pag sumagot kami ng hindi, hindi maniniwala. goodness!! --- acer3ya1

7. Bakit ang hilig hilig niyong magtext ng quotes? and what is the guy supposed to text back afterwards? "uh, salamat sa pagwalgas mo ng piso para dito?", "thank you for cramming a very good lesson about life within 300 characters?", "ok ok, ill bring the condoms?" --- muffin

8. What's more important "Quality" or "Quantity" and "Size" or "Performance"? Why? --- kherdiezel

9. Bakit pag first time nyo ayaw nyo hubarin yung bra nyo? :D --- kherdiezel

10. Baket nakikipag-sex pa din kayo sa ex nyo kahit may BF ka na at GF na sya? --- jots18

11. Bakit kayo puro reklamo sa bf nyo?kesyo, maliit ang tite,madaling labasan etc...ayaw nyo naman hiwalayan... --- biggy

12. why do you fake orgasms? --- hilarion

13. Bakit pag nagbabayad kayo sa jeep, gusto nyo sabay sabay kayo? Nalilito tuloy yung driver. --- acer3ya1

14. Why is it that in the beginning of the relationship, most of you girls are still "a bit passive" about making love. But as the relationship grows more and more mature, most of you begin to become more and more sex-hungry, oftentimes to the point na you girls become more and more aggressive than us guys. Hindi naman sa sinasabi namin na nagsasawa na kami sa inyo...pero what's up with that? How does that happen? --- danapz

15. Since you girls know your bodies more than we guys do...what are the components of the "squirt" orgasm? --- danapz

16. bakit ba kayong mga babae pinilit nyo na kaya nyo gawin yung kaya ng lalaki?subukan nyo nga umihi ng nakatayo? --- kherdiezel

17. Bakit nyo inimbento and 'monthsarry' tapos kami ang aasahan nyo na maka-alala? --- rafnex

at ang tanong ng lahat (this is an optional question)

18. Kelan ka safe? Date tayo!!!

Hwag sanang masamain dahil sabi ko nga, KAMI'Y NAGTATANONG LAMANG. \m/

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    acer3ya1's avatar posted by acer3ya1, about 1 year ago

    *brings out portable chair while munching popcorn *

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    joriben's avatar posted by joriben, about 1 year ago

    antagal naman *snags popcorn from acer*

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    tipcking posted by tipcking, about 1 year ago

    *opens a bottle of gold eagle mucho*

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    angtipaklong's avatar posted by angtipaklong, about 1 year ago

    *falls asleep waiting*zzzzzzzzzzz.

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    muffin's avatar posted by muffin, about 1 year ago

    sabi na nga bang walang babae dito eh :) hahah

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    listahan's avatar posted by listahan, about 1 year ago

    nag-iisip pa mga yan.hahaha

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    bird's avatar posted by bird, about 1 year ago

    http://www.highfiber.org/forums/9-newsy/photos/1084-read

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    lakerfan's avatar posted by lakerfan, about 1 year ago

    this is funny, at least you'll know kung sino active. sexually, that is. \m/
    *set auto-refresh page...30 seconds.

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    rafnex's avatar posted by rafnex, about 1 year ago

    faK puro tite andito =))

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    devilboo's avatar posted by devilboo, about 1 year ago

    Hmmnn, thanks muna kay acer3ya1 who informed me na meron na ulet highfiber, hehehehe, lagi talaga akong late, hehehe. Nagpa-pilit pako kunyari sa kanya para sagutan ito, oh sige sige sasagutan ko na po.

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    rafnex's avatar posted by rafnex, about 1 year ago

    ^hi devilboobs ano breakfast mo?

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    devilboo's avatar posted by devilboo, about 1 year ago

    Mga kasagutan ko sa abot ng aking makakaya, nyahahaha:
    1. I guess not totally patay naman ang ilaw, dim light is okay na rin. Usually kase ang babae pagdating sa sex medyo may pretensions/inhibitions pa yan. Possible din na nahihiya sya na makita mo yun reactions nya, facial expressions nya or shy sya na makita mo ang bilbil nya or whatever na maaring makita mo na panget in her body, bilbil, balat, or libag hahah, etc.
    2. "Huwag mong huhugutin." Hahaha!
    3. It depends.
    4. Eh bakit nga ba parati na lang kayo natutulog after one round?
    5. Hahaha eh ganun din kayo di ba? Mas common sakin un "tama na" kase tapos nako eh. hehehe.
    6. Kase po ang mga lalaki bolero kung sumagot sa ganyang tanong, ayaw magsabi kung anong totoo.
    7. Hindi ako mahilig mag send ng quotes eh.
    8. Quality! Eh kase kahit na jumbo pa yan kung sablay ka naman wala din.
    9. Aba! eh di ba kasama sa foreplay yun?
    10. Sorry not applicable sakin ang tanong na ito.
    11. Eh di ba kahit naman maliit yun, meron pa naman sya dila? hahaha. Ewan ko! Hindi naman puro sex ang habol mo sa isang relationship ah?
    12. Simply because we dont want to hurt your feelings/ego.
    13. Sabay sabay ba?
    14. Bakit naman sex hungry, over naman yun! Siguro kaya passive kasi wala pa yun trust nya sayo eh, sympre meron din naman stages yan.
    15. Hehehe secret.
    16. Just to get even. Kasi ang lalaki okay lang pag nagloko, eh ang babae sobrang big deal. Kaya ko din umihi ng nakatayo ah! hahahaha.
    17. Hindi uso sakin monthsarry.
    18. Ganyan nga kayo mga lalaki, pag alam na safe saka makikipag date. Duh?!

    Just for fun lang...asan na ba kayo pink? sugod na!

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    devilboo's avatar posted by devilboo, about 1 year ago

    Hi rafnex! Im about to post kung asan ka eh, hehehe. Iba na taste ko sa breakfast eh, hindi na siopao at hotdog.

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    rafnex's avatar posted by rafnex, about 1 year ago

    ^ganun...eh ano na? umm safe ka ba date tayo?

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    devilboo's avatar posted by devilboo, about 1 year ago

    ^ hehehe ganun? Pasig ka pa din?

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    rafnex's avatar posted by rafnex, about 1 year ago

    ^di na....ibalik ang chatterbox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    minor's avatar posted by minor, about 1 year ago

    ibalik ang chatterbox bago maunahan si rafnex :p

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    rafnex's avatar posted by rafnex, about 1 year ago

    nyahahahaha

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    devilboo's avatar posted by devilboo, about 1 year ago

    Request na kayo kay master luis, ibalik ang chatterbox!

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    May posted by May, about 1 year ago

    1. bakit pag nagsesex eh gusto nyo patay ang ilaw, nauumpog tuloy kami lagi? --- chet
    >> women are naturally insecure beings because in a male-female world,
    we are assigned as the receiver more often than the giver and therefore has way less bargaining power in selecting our mates. Having said that, our insecurities are making us delusional that we are fat, ugly, stinky, and in terms of bedroom skills, lousy. We fear that our partners will see us the way we see ourselves, thus we prefer to have the lights out and just leave it to the illusion of our partner to fantasize that he is fornicating with the woman of his dreams (albeit sounding pretty chauvinistic even coming from a woman, noh?).
    However, based on first-hand tales of women and their sexual experiences, I have noticed that only women with low self-confidence actually prefer to make love in the dark. In most cases, those women who are pretty and/or physically proportionate (or disproportionate but in the right areas) or those who are confident about their love-making skills, actually prefer the lights to be on so they can exhibit their beauty or skill and will thus add to the delight of her partner due to the added visual stimulation. This will then lead to more satisfactory fornication.
    On a separate note, if you bang your head to something while having sex (even if in the dark), then you're not doing it right. Too much to the left, boy toy. Men are really bad with directions but are not willing to admit it. If you can't find it, ask. I'm sure it's there.
    2. ano mas prefer nyo sa 2 at bakit:
    "hwag mong huhugutin!" o "iputok mo sa labas, please!" --- chet
    >> I think this is largely dependent on several circumstances. One is if
    you're married; two is if you're married to the guy you're having sex with; three is if there's a third party involved named Durex, Okamoto, Trojan, or, dear Lord, Trust; four, if the woman is trying to get pregnant despite of the first three. Really, a woman doesn't feel anything if you blow it all out in there unless it's boiling hot and it scalds our insides. The psychological satisfaction we get of having satisfied our partners is what makes it feel good.
    The "hwag mong huhugutin" phrase is more commonly expressed when the male is about to blow but the woman hasn't had her fill i.e. the selfish kind. The "iputok mo sa labas, please!" phrase is by the more practical breed. By the way, more appropriately it should be "IPUTOK MO SA LABAS, GAGO!", imho.
    3. If a guy asks for a blowjob, are there qualifications to be met before we proceed? --- danapz
    >> if a woman asks for cunnilingus, are there qualifications to be met
    before you proceed? Of course. The very same qualifications you have when choosing a sexual mate. You wouldn't want to do it with someone who looks like she only washes herself 20 times a year to save on soap, do you? Or someone who just got out of the STD clinic? Or someone who, based on the visible parts of their skin or body parts, looks like they have a vagina similar to a resuscitated prune? At the very basic, he should at least be clean and free from disease. Any other factor is considered secondary.
    4. We all know that guys are only capable of one orgasm at a time...so why are you girls so frustrated when you know we need to rest for a while first before the next round? --- danapz
    >> the same reason when a guy is frustrated when a girl dries up before
    he blows his hole. When you engage in sex, you're actually entering into a physical contract to satisfy one another at least once. If you didn't fulfill your end of the bargain, the other party will naturally be frustrated. Imagine having to pay a cab P100 to take you from Makati to Ortigas, only to find yourself involuntarily dropped off somewhere in Guadalupe or Boni. You'd be pretty ticked off finding the ride is over but you're not even there yet.
    5. While were going down there, lagi nyong sinasabi na "tama na", "more please syet", "ayaw mo na", "hwag kang titigil" habang iniipit nyo naman kami ng hita nyo sabay sinasabunutan palayo. Ano ba talaga ate? ---
    acer3ya1
    >> haha, this is pretty fucking hilarious. Have you heard of the phrase
    "sala sa init, sala sa lamig" or of the song "Hahabul-habol"? Maybe something about sex should be inserted into the lyrics of that song. >_< 6. Bakit ang hilig nyong magtanong ng mga no correct answer questions tulad ng : "bomplen, mukha ba kong mataba sa damit na to?" Pag sumagot kami ng oo, magagalit kayo, pag sumagot kami ng hindi, hindi maniniwala.
    goodness!! --- acer3ya1
    >> weird, but this question is like decades old. And even more weird, I
    don't remember myself asking anyone a question where there is no right answer. If I have a question that I think no one can answer correctly, then I'd answer it myself.
    7. Bakit ang hilig hilig niyong magtext ng quotes? and what is the guy supposed to text back afterwards? "uh, salamat sa pagwalgas mo ng piso para dito?", "thank you for cramming a very good lesson about life within 300 characters?", "ok ok, ill bring the condoms?" --- muffin
    >> I think I'd have to pass on this question, muff. Ask around and
    you'll know I'm probably one of the most passive women texters...EVER.
    At times it gets worse when I actually forget I'm talking to someone 1 minute ago.
    8. What's more important "Quality" or "Quantity" and "Size" or "Performance"? Why? --- kherdiezel
    >> tagteam! QUALITY over quantity. So what if he had 10 rounds when I
    haven't even felt 1? As for "size" versus "performance", I'm afraid it has to be both. There's no point in having a large tool if you don't know how to use it. On the other hand it's also pretty pointless to be good at something but finding yourself pretty...uh, short of tools. Size and performance are like salted egg and tomatoes...they go verrrrrrry well together.
    9. Bakit pag first time nyo ayaw nyo hubarin yung bra nyo? :D --- kherdiezel
    >> oy hinde a. :D
    10. Baket nakikipag-sex pa din kayo sa ex nyo kahit may BF ka na at GF na sya? --- jots18
    >> probably because the sex with the ex is that good. When you tasted
    something that is so good but wicked at the same time that it's almost a sin to take a bite, the more you would want to plunge. It's like economics. The more satisfaction a consumer gets from a certain commodity, the more likely that this consumer is willing to pay a high price for it. Besides, this will only happen if the ex is really that good. Otherwise, why bother?
    11. Bakit kayo puro reklamo sa bf nyo?kesyo, maliit ang tite,madaling labasan etc...ayaw nyo naman hiwalayan... --- biggy
    >> not really. We just haven't found the better alternative. When it
    presents itself in front of us, we will bid your pututuy byebye.
    12. why do you fake orgasms? --- hilarion
    >> because it's fake-able. Notice that the way a man ejaculates is way
    more obvious than a woman, sometimes in a woman's case it's too unobvious that you can't even tell she had orgasm. We love you, we don't want to disappoint you, and we want to do it again until we have one.
    13. Bakit pag nagbabayad kayo sa jeep, gusto nyo sabay sabay kayo?
    Nalilito tuloy yung driver. --- acer3ya1
    >> because that is more efficient for both the driver and the
    passengers. The driver will only have to count the change for the total fare paid against the number of people who paid, thus saving precious concentration of keeping his eyes and his mind on the road. For the passengers who are seated nearer to the driver, they will only have to facilitate the exchange of money from the other farther-seated passengers to the driver and vice versa for only a few times.
    Personally, it ticks me off when passenger 1 asks me to hand his fare to the driver, while passenger 2 looks on and waits for me to hand over the fare to the driver before HE asks me to do it for him also. Tsk. So inefficient.
    14. Why is it that in the beginning of the relationship, most of you girls are still "a bit passive" about making love. But as the relationship grows more and more mature, most of you begin to become more and more sex-hungry, oftentimes to the point na you girls become more and more aggressive than us guys. Hindi naman sa sinasabi namin na nagsasawa na kami sa inyo...pero what's up with that? How does that happen? --- danapz
    >> I guess this is answered in the boy version of this questionnaire,
    where it was pointed out that women need a certain degree of intimacy before they could give in to their carnal urges. I guess it is because men are biologically inclined to spread their seeds and are thus already aggressive at the possibility of sexual intercourse, while women on the other hand are bound to take care of the offsprings that may be produced, hence the ability of the male to be committed to the relationship aka intimacy is important because it is a tool in her offspring's good upbringing. When the relationship matures, it could be because the woman asserts her initial decision of choosing him as his mate, thus being more aggressive.
    Also, on a social point of view, the farther the relationship goes and the deeper the intimacy is, the easier we can let go of our inhibitions.
    In Filipino society sex is still considered taboo, and can only be explored on the most relaxed of environments. A women who is already aggressive at the first stages of courtship is considered very undesirable by many.
    15. Since you girls know your bodies more than we guys do...what are the components of the "squirt" orgasm? --- danapz
    >> what components? You mean, how we do it? Or how it happens? Squirting
    happens (I think) when a woman is so engrossed in the rhythm of the intercourse that she sort of flexes her vaginal muscles similar to clenching of fists or grinding of teeth when feeling a sensation so high, and then when we are about to come we suddenly release our muscles as a sign of giving in to the pleasure. When a woman is capable of generating a lot of love juice, squirting happens.
    16. bakit ba kayong mga babae pinilit nyo na kaya nyo gawin yung kaya ng lalaki?subukan nyo nga umihi ng nakatayo? --- kherdiezel
    >> excuse me, pero kaya din naming umihi ng nakatayo. We just opted not
    to because it's too messy. Tingnan mo kayong mga lalake, parang hose na nga lang yung etits nyo hirap pa kayong i-shoot yung ihi nyo sa malaking bunganga ng toilet bowl. So we sit and take a pee. Less messy, more comfy.
    17. Bakit nyo inimbento and 'monthsarry' tapos kami ang aasahan nyo na maka-alala? --- rafnex
    >> this is ridiculous. Are women really that diversified in EQ? Because
    I sometimes (okay, more often than not) forget my own monthsary.
    at ang tanong ng lahat (this is an optional question) 18. Kelan ka safe? Date tayo!!!
    >> oh man. I'm not really good at counting my "safe" days. Lol.

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    devilboo's avatar posted by devilboo, about 1 year ago

    ^ loooovvvvvveeee the kegels!!! nyahahaha

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    devilboo's avatar posted by devilboo, about 1 year ago

    Go go girls, sagutan nyo na! Ang tagal mag sagot, ang daming tanong!

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    mesai's avatar posted by mesai, about 1 year ago

    As expected, sexually-oriented questions.. Tsk! How predictable!

    MGA TANONG at SAGOT:

    1. bakit pag nagsesex eh gusto nyo patay ang ilaw, nauumpog tuloy kami lagi? --- chet
    Conscious kase at malakas ang inferiority complex ng babae. Alam din nila both consciously and unconsciously na masyadong visual kayong mga boylets namin and ayaw naming ma-turn off kayo with the slightest flaw we have.
    2. ano mas prefer nyo sa 2 at bakit: "hwag mong huhugutin!" o "iputok mo sa labas, please!" --- chet
    This depends on who’s humping us and how “ready” we are. Kung ayaw pa naming ng responsibilidad, meaning, having a baby, we’d take all the necessary precautions, although there’s this thing called pre-cum na maaaring makabuntis which would nullify the “iputok mo sa labas” kaya naimbento ang condom.
    3. If a guy asks for a blowjob, are there qualifications to be met before we proceed? --- danapz
    Hunny, cleanliness is next to godliness, so if you wanna see god in heaven, you better get squeaky cleaned.
    4. We all know that guys are only capable of one orgasm at a time...so why are you girls so frustrated when you know we need to rest for a while first before the next round? --- danapz
    Hunny, ikaw na ang mabitin ano reaction mo?
    5. While were going down there, lagi nyong sinasabi na "tama na", "more please syet", "ayaw mo na", "hwag kang titigil" habang iniipit nyo naman kami ng hita nyo sabay sinasabunutan palayo. Ano ba talaga ate? --- acer3ya1
    On the verge of sexual climax or when we’re about to ejaculate, ang feeling ng babae is parang naiihi, syempre napaka-uncool naman kung bigla kaming iihi sa bibig nyo noh?
    6. Bakit ang hilig nyong magtanong ng mga no correct answer questions tulad ng : "bomplen, mukha ba kong mataba sa damit na to?" Pag sumagot kami ng oo, magagalit kayo, pag sumagot kami ng hindi, hindi maniniwala. goodness!! --- acer3ya1
    I never asked those silly bordering stupid questions, coz frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.
    7. Bakit ang hilig hilig niyong magtext ng quotes? and what is the guy supposed to text back afterwards? "uh, salamat sa pagwalgas mo ng piso para dito?", "thank you for cramming a very good lesson about life within 300 characters?", "ok ok, ill bring the condoms?" --- muffin
    Dalawa lang pagpipilian mo muffin, either we’re just too thoughtful or we’re just horny and giving you subtle come-ons.
    8. What's more important "Quality" or "Quantity" and "Size" or "Performance"? Why? --- kherdiezel
    Anong quantity? Meron bang taong pinanganak na meh 2 titi?!
    Size is important. Period. Tangna! There are certain sexual positions that can make a woman cum, and if your man-thing is too short or too small for that trick to work out, if I’m the woman, buh-bye! I mean, I’m not gonna let you get all satisfied if I’m not getting anything out of you? Like hullo! You get nothing for free in this world, duh! Performance-wise, men can be taught as long as it’s for sexual pleasure. Take note, audio-visual and hands-on teachings are the only one applicable. Walang tiyaga magbasa ng libro ang mga lalaki, coz if they’re patient enough, best selling na sana ang “She Comes First, He Comes Next”.
    9. Bakit pag first time nyo ayaw nyo hubarin yung bra nyo? :D --- kherdiezel
    This question’s not for me. I don’t wear bras, to restricting.
    10. Baket nakikipag-sex pa din kayo sa ex nyo kahit may BF ka na at GF na sya? --- jots18
    If we’re not sexually satisfied by your performance and we’re not seeing any effort, dun kame sa magbibigay ng sexual gratification sa’min. besides, we used to love our exes, meron emotional attachment than some random guy we’ll pick up at the bar. We get off that way.
    11. Bakit kayo puro reklamo sa bf nyo?kesyo, maliit ang tite,madaling labasan etc...ayaw nyo naman hiwalayan... --- biggy
    This question’s not for me. Generally pag mahal ng girl yung guy kahit na puro sya reklamo inde nya hihiwalayan, coz there are other aspects in the relationship than sex na nafu-fulfill nung guy. Sexually frustrated lang sila kaya nagre-reklamo.
    12. why do you fake orgasms? --- hilarion
    Para sumaya kayo. We know how egotistic and obtuse you guys are.
    13. Bakit pag nagbabayad kayo sa jeep, gusto nyo sabay sabay kayo? Nalilito tuloy yung driver. --- acer3ya1
    In unity there’s strength.
    14. Why is it that in the beginning of the relationship, most of you girls are still "a bit passive" about making love. But as the relationship grows more and more mature, most of you begin to become more and more sex-hungry, oftentimes to the point na you girls become more and more aggressive than us guys. Hindi naman sa sinasabi namin na nagsasawa na kami sa inyo...pero what's up with that? How does that happen? --- danapz
    Kase we’re more comfortable having sex with you as time goes by. More confidence in women means more chances of achieving orgasm, which we usually fake during the first months of the relationship. You know how it feels when you cum? Imagine not feeling that then finally felt it once?
    15. Since you girls know your bodies more than we guys do...what are the components of the "squirt" orgasm? --- danapz
    That’s for us to zip our mouth at and for you to find out.
    16. bakit ba kayong mga babae pinilit nyo na kaya nyo gawin yung kaya ng lalaki?subukan nyo nga umihi ng nakatayo? --- kherdiezel
    I used to pee standing when I was wearing a dress or a skirt when I was younger. Once adolescence kicked in and I learned I’d get sick if I don’t wipe, I started peeing like a lady. You don’t want you gf/wifey smelling like pee, do you? Yun bang kahit naglalakad kayo naaamoy mo yung panghi, coz unlike you guys, we can’t just “pagpag” whatever remnants of our pee was left.
    17. Bakit nyo inimbento and 'monthsarry' tapos kami ang aasahan nyo na maka-alala? --- rafnex
    I’m not a monthsary freak, but I tend to beat up my bf’s for not remembering our anniversary. Coz it means that we’re not that special to you, we’re just a hunt/challenge you weren’t able to shake-off and just putting up with. Yung day kase na yun ang dapat inaalala nyo kase that was the day your wooing paid off. It’s like winning 8 Olympic gold medals after training for so hard and keeping your focus on obtaining such a goal.
    at ang tanong ng lahat (this is an optional question)
    18. Kelan ka safe? Date tayo!!!
    Tanginang tanong yan! Lol! Sorry, irreg ako kaya no clue. *roflmao*

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    dice's avatar posted by dice, about 1 year ago

    8. What's more important "Quality" or "Quantity" and "Size" or "Performance"? Why? --- kherdiezel
    Anong quantity? Meron bang taong pinanganak na meh 2 titi?! ---------- @@ wahahahaha, taena mo mesai! u always crack me up!! wahahaha

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    listahan's avatar posted by listahan, about 1 year ago

    pats for mesai.wahahaha

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    listahan's avatar posted by listahan, about 1 year ago

    di na pala ako pwede mag-pat.sore

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    zeepadeedooda's avatar posted by zeepadeedooda, about 1 year ago

    1. bakit pag nagsesex eh gusto nyo patay ang ilaw, nauumpog tuloy kami lagi? --- chet
    a. parang nakakailang pag nafifeel namin na tinitignan nyo yung facial reaction namin esp. when we’re on the peak of our O.
    b. we don’t want you to see our imperfections sa katawan.
    (normally, sa umpisa lang yan. Once we get very comfy with each other, kiber sa ilaw)
    or, wag na lang tumapat sa headboard next time para hindi kayo maumpog. :p
    2. ano mas prefer nyo sa 2 at bakit:
    "hwag mong huhugutin!" o "iputok mo sa labas, please!" --- chet
    - “hwag mong hugutin!” depende din if the girl is on safe mode then it’s better na sa loob na lang iputok di ba. pareho naman magbebenefit eh. Pero pag di safe, syempre “iputok mo sa labas, please!”
    3. If a guy asks for a blowjob, are there qualifications to be met before we proceed? --- danapz
    - please be clean and dapat amoy baby. :)
    4. We all know that guys are only capable of one orgasm at a time...so why are you girls so frustrated when you know we need to rest for a while first before the next round? --- danapz
    - masarap eh. It’s like Pringles. Once u pop, u can’t stop. Ikaw na magbukas ng pringles after mo kumain ng isa then inagaw sa iyo, badtrip yun dava. (Pero no stress on this guys, naiintindihan namin. we can wait naman)
    5. While were going down there, lagi nyong sinasabi na "tama na", "more please syet", "ayaw mo na", "hwag kang titigil" habang iniipit nyo naman kami ng hita nyo sabay sinasabunutan palayo. Ano ba talaga ate? --- acer3ya1
    - we’re just caught in the moment. Hayaan nyo lang kami mag litanya and continue what you’ve started. :D
    6. Bakit ang hilig nyong magtanong ng mga no correct answer questions tulad ng : "bomplen, mukha ba kong mataba sa damit na to?" Pag sumagot kami ng oo, magagalit kayo, pag sumagot kami ng hindi, hindi maniniwala. goodness!! --- acer3ya1
    - pa-cute na tanong lang yan sus. Pero syempre you still hafta say the most favourable answer. :p BABABE EH.
    7. Bakit ang hilig hilig niyong magtext ng quotes? and what is the guy supposed to text back afterwards? "uh, salamat sa pagwalgas mo ng piso para dito?", "thank you for cramming a very good lesson about life within 300 characters?", "ok ok, ill bring the condoms?" --- muffin
    - I don’t send quotes.
    8. What's more important "Quality" or "Quantity" and "Size" or "Performance"? Why? --- kherdiezel
    - There’s more pleasure if the guy is gifted with “size” and talent sa “performance”. :p
    9. Bakit pag first time nyo ayaw nyo hubarin yung bra nyo? :D --- kherdiezel
    - hmmmm. Syempre first time nga eh, pa girl muna. Pero once na comfy na yung girl sa relationship, kami na magtatanggal para sa inyo.
    10. Baket nakikipag-sex pa din kayo sa ex nyo kahit may BF ka na at GF na sya? --- jots18
    - Prolly masarap pa din ung ex.
    11. Bakit kayo puro reklamo sa bf nyo?kesyo, maliit ang tite,madaling labasan etc...ayaw nyo naman hiwalayan... --- biggy
    - It’s all about L-O-V-E. no matter how many times we whine about your imperfections, as long as mahal namin ang guy, don’t be bothered.
    12. why do you fake orgasms? --- hilarion
    - it’s either para matapos na or to please you guys, to show you na we’re enjoying it kahit pagod na kami. (ganun din kayong mga guys hindi ba?! – it’s a tie lang!)
    13. Bakit pag nagbabayad kayo sa jeep, gusto nyo sabay sabay kayo? Nalilito tuloy yung driver. --- acer3ya1
    - para hindi boring? (ano bang q yan Adrian)
    14. Why is it that in the beginning of the relationship, most of you girls are still "a bit passive" about making love. But as the relationship grows more and more mature, most of you begin to become more and more sex-hungry, oftentimes to the point na you girls become more and more aggressive than us guys. Hindi naman sa sinasabi namin na nagsasawa na kami sa inyo...pero what's up with that? How does that happen? --- danapz
    - pls refer to answer #9. one more thing, at least sa inyo kami nangungulit di ba. hindi sa iba. ;) dapat nga proud kayo. wag nga kayo umarte.
    15. Since you girls know your bodies more than we guys do...what are the components of the "squirt" orgasm? --- danapz
    - errr, lemme guess. it’s either after being tigang, naipon syempre di ba. So may possibility na mag squirt si lips#2 or pag super galing nyo sa pag hit sa g-spot namin.
    16. bakit ba kayong mga babae pinilit nyo na kaya nyo gawin yung kaya ng lalaki?subukan nyo nga umihi ng nakatayo? --- kherdiezel
    - para masaya di ba. Gusto nyo kayo lang lagi?
    17. Bakit nyo inimbento and 'monthsarry' tapos kami ang aasahan nyo na maka-alala? --- rafnex
    - kid stuff
    at ang tanong ng lahat (this is an optional question)
    18. Kelan ka safe? Date tayo!!!
    - wait lang ha. Magbibilang ako.

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    bebang's avatar posted by bebang, about 1 year ago

    Tignan mo nga naman ang pagkakataon, nyahahahaha meron nang girlie version…astig!

    MGA TANONG:
    1. bakit pag nagsesex eh gusto nyo patay ang ilaw, nauumpog tuloy kami lagi? --- chet
    --- mas maganda yung nagkakapaan sa dilim, saka habang tumatagal lumiliwanag narin naman naman ang mga paningin nyo :D

    2. ano mas prefer nyo sa 2 at bakit:
    "hwag mong huhugutin!" o "iputok mo sa labas, please!" --- chet
    --- ay wala sa dalawang nabanggit ang prefer ko, safe sex ang prefer ko :D

    3. If a guy asks for a blowjob, are there qualifications to be met before we proceed? --- danapz
    --- oo naman! dapat si junior ay nasa maayos na kundisyon, sa totoo lang ako yung taong malakas makausog kaya bago ko palang mausog nilalawayan ko na at kung nausog ko naman handa naman akong lawayam kung saka-sakali, sa panahon ngayon laway nalang katapat nang lahat \m/ (hardcore na to mhen!) pero depende parin sa sitwasyon, junior must be safe and clean :D at pagkatapos WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE na!

    4. We all know that guys are only capable of one orgasm at a time...so why are you girls so frustrated when you know we need to rest for a while first before the next round? --- danapz

    --- sa akin naman pinagpapahinga ko naman

    5. While were going down there, lagi nyong sinasabi na "tama na", "more please syet", "ayaw mo na", "hwag kang titigil" habang iniipit nyo naman kami ng hita nyo sabay sinasabunutan palayo. Ano ba talaga ate? --- acer3ya1

    --- alam nyo na yan , mahirap magdecide pag ang kaluluwa mo umaalis sa katawan mo diba? hahahaha

    6. Bakit ang hilig nyong magtanong ng mga no correct answer questions tulad ng : "bomplen, mukha ba kong mataba sa damit na to?" Pag sumagot kami ng oo, magagalit kayo, pag sumagot kami ng hindi, hindi maniniwala. goodness!! --- acer3ya1

    --- ganun talaga  it’s a girl thing..

    7. Bakit ang hilig hilig niyong magtext ng quotes? and what is the guy supposed to text back afterwards? "uh, salamat sa pagwalgas mo ng piso para dito?", "thank you for cramming a very good lesson about life within 300 characters?", "ok ok, ill bring the condoms?" --- muffin

    --- natural ganun talaga pag naka-unlitxt, asa naman kayong magforward ako ng quotes/jokes sainyo nang di ako unli.. hahaha.. sorry muff smart ka eh

    8. What's more important "Quality" or "Quantity" and "Size" or "Performance"? Why? --- kherdiezel

    --- syemper dun ako sa quality at performance, walang saysay ang quantity kung panay ganun lang naman ang routine, aanhin ko naman yung size kung parang natutulog lang kaming dalawa.. WALA SA LAKI YAN NASA PERFORMANCE!!!
    9. Bakit pag first time nyo ayaw nyo hubarin yung bra nyo? :D --- kherdiezel

    --- ayoko talaga hubarin kase gusto ko sya maghuhubad :D

    10. Baket nakikipag-sex pa din kayo sa ex nyo kahit may BF ka na at GF na sya? --- jots18

    --- di pa naman nangyari sa akin ito, hindi sa ex ko… bwahahahaha

    11. Bakit kayo puro reklamo sa bf nyo?kesyo, maliit ang tite,madaling labasan etc...ayaw nyo naman hiwalayan... --- biggy

    --- ako naman ay di mareklamong tao, kung ano pinagkaloob sa akin buong puso kong tinatanggap, at kung ano mang kapintasan meron sya sa katagalan naman ay tataas na rin ang level nya, gagawin ko syang ZOHAN!
    12. why do you fake orgasms? --- hilarion

    --- minsan kase sobrang pagod na at wala sa mood, di lang kami makatanggi sa sobrang magmamahal sainyo

    13. Bakit pag nagbabayad kayo sa jeep, gusto nyo sabay sabay kayo? Nalilito tuloy yung driver. --- acer3ya1

    --- para malaman ng mamang driver na may pambayad kami di tulad ng ibang guys mahilig mag wan-tu-tri!

    14. Why is it that in the beginning of the relationship, most of you girls are still "a bit passive" about making love. But as the relationship grows more and more mature, most of you begin to become more and more sex-hungry, oftentimes to the point na you girls become more and more aggressive than us guys. Hindi naman sa sinasabi namin na nagsasawa na kami sa inyo...pero what's up with that? How does that happen? --- danapz

    --- papi yan ang tinatawag na pagpapalit-anyo!  tumaas na ang level ng pagka ninja naming kumbaga malapit na kaming maging HOKAGE!

    15. Since you girls know your bodies more than we guys do...what are the components of the "squirt" orgasm? --- danapz

    --- squirt orgasm amp! Halimaw version na ito :D
    16. bakit ba kayong mga babae pinilit nyo na kaya nyo gawin yung kaya ng lalaki?subukan nyo nga umihi ng nakatayo? --- kherdiezel

    --- oo nasubukan ko ng umihi ng nakatayo yun ay nung bagets pa ako, kayo ba kaya nyong manganak? Di naman sa pinipilit namin talaga namang may ibang bagay na kaya nyong gawin na kaya rin naming.. :D

    17. Bakit nyo inimbento and 'monthsarry' tapos kami ang aasahan nyo na maka-alala? --- rafnex

    --- rafraf kasama sa pag-unlad yan, badtrip kaya yung di nyo maalala, pero sa panahon ngayon wala ng ganyan, gastos lang yan!
    at ang tanong ng lahat (this is an optional question)

    18. Kelan ka safe? Date tayo!!!

    --- text ko nalang :D

    p.s.
    ang mamanyak ng mga tanong! hehehe

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    hornykid2's avatar posted by hornykid2, about 1 year ago

    May prize ba to??
    (pakipot pa sasagot din naman)

    1. bakit pag nagsesex eh gusto nyo patay ang ilaw, nauumpog tuloy kami lagi? --- chet

    hindi naman lagi. if i'm having a good hair day, lights are fine. it also depends on who we're having sex with, and the room's the lighting (i like the orange room in pasig :) ).
    i'd suggest you use a dimmer. women feel more beautiful with that soft daylight glow than with bright white light.

    2. ano mas prefer nyo sa 2 at bakit:
    "hwag mong huhugutin!" o "iputok mo sa labas, please!" --- chet

    the former, i'm not done yet.

    3. If a guy asks for a blowjob, are there qualifications to be met before we proceed? --- danapz

    clean (and i like it better when my guy shaves down there, hair in my mouth really annoys me)
    and you don't have to say you love us (begrudgingly) for us to do the favor.

    4. We all know that guys are only capable of one orgasm at a time...so why are you girls so frustrated when you know we need to rest for a while first before the next round? --- danapz

    simple, i'm not done yet. there's just that kind of sex that revs us up for more.

    5. While were going down there, lagi nyong sinasabi na "tama na", "more please syet", "ayaw mo na", "hwag kang titigil" habang iniipit nyo naman kami ng hita nyo sabay sinasabunutan palayo. Ano ba talaga ate? --- acer3ya1

    we're women, we change our minds instantly and sometimes without good reason.

    6. Bakit ang hilig nyong magtanong ng mga no correct answer questions tulad ng : "bomplen, mukha ba kong mataba sa damit na to?" Pag sumagot kami ng oo, magagalit kayo, pag sumagot kami ng hindi, hindi maniniwala. goodness!! --- acer3ya1

    sometimes it's not what you say but how you say it. more often than not, we do believe you and we're secretly happy you picked the right answer.

    7. Bakit ang hilig hilig niyong magtext ng quotes? and what is the guy supposed to text back afterwards? "uh, salamat sa pagwalgas mo ng piso para dito?", "thank you for cramming a very good lesson about life within 300 characters?", "ok ok, ill bring the condoms?" --- muffin

    quotes translate to 'hello! i'm here. i'm thinking of you.' we want you to think of us as often as we think of you. or sometimes it's because we subscribed to unlitext and you're part of our distribution list.

    8. What's more important "Quality" or "Quantity" and "Size" or "Performance"? Why? --- kherdiezel

    performance trumps size. man if you're lacking in size, there are SEVERAL ways to get around that.

    i'm not sure what exactly you mean by quality or quantity. quality/quantity of what??

    9. Bakit pag first time nyo ayaw nyo hubarin yung bra nyo? :D --- kherdiezel

    *flashing back to my first time
    di naman ah. baka conscious lang sya. after all its another thing (or two things) that you can touch and pleasure us with.

    10. Baket nakikipag-sex pa din kayo sa ex nyo kahit may BF ka na at GF na sya? --- jots18

    well, not me. i'm a one-man woman and would expect that i'm just his one and only as well.

    bitter ka lang.... hahaha

    11. Bakit kayo puro reklamo sa bf nyo?kesyo, maliit ang tite,madaling labasan etc...ayaw nyo naman hiwalayan... --- biggy

    no one's perfect. we're still trying to get over those things by complaining about them.

    12. why do you fake orgasms? --- hilarion

    isn't it an ego booster when we moan like crazy?

    sometimes orgasms are psychologically triggered that we have to fake it till we make it.

    or we're just too tired (read: you're doing something wrong) and we're tired of waiting and want this to end.

    13. Bakit pag nagbabayad kayo sa jeep, gusto nyo sabay sabay kayo? Nalilito tuloy yung driver. --- acer3ya1

    panong sabay-sabay? meaning ba pag iba-iba yung bababaan namin?

    'manong, isang katipunan, dalawang cubao, isang mendiola, isang pureza, at tatlong divisoria'?

    it may be more efficient, just like what May said. this way, the driver doesn't have to count change for each of us. just sum it up and deduct from total money.

    14. Why is it that in the beginning of the relationship, most of you girls are still "a bit passive" about making love. But as the relationship grows more and more mature, most of you begin to become more and more sex-hungry, oftentimes to the point na you girls become more and more aggressive than us guys. Hindi naman sa sinasabi namin na nagsasawa na kami sa inyo...pero what's up with that? How does that happen? --- danapz

    it's not that we're sex-hungry but because we feel more intimate with you now than during the start of the relationship. and by that time it's not just sex but making love.

    15. Since you girls know your bodies more than we guys do...what are the components of the "squirt" orgasm? --- danapz

    i dunno, looks freaky though. i for one, wouldn't want to explain to his/my mom why the bedcovers are soaking wet.

    16. bakit ba kayong mga babae pinilit nyo na kaya nyo gawin yung kaya ng lalaki?subukan nyo nga umihi ng nakatayo? --- kherdiezel

    isn't it more relaxing to take a seat while peeing?? try nyo lang. we like equality but don't forget chivalry.

    17. Bakit nyo inimbento and 'monthsarry' tapos kami ang aasahan nyo na maka-alala? --- rafnex

    we feel special when you guys pay attention to us, thus during monthsaries we don't really expect you to buy us gifts (because we can take care of the gift-giving) but just don't forget the date.

    at ang tanong ng lahat (this is an optional question)

    18. Kelan ka safe? Date tayo!!!
    may pa-safe-safe pang nalalaman...
    ----

    *reading male version (while waiting for the popcorn, penge! )

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    joriben's avatar posted by joriben, about 1 year ago

    I'm enjoying this. *nagdala ng maraming tsitsirya*

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    hilarion's avatar posted by hilarion, about 1 year ago

    i dunno bout the other guys pero i'd rather the women not fake it kesa bigyan kami ng artificial high. :D

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    toodles's avatar posted by toodles, about 1 year ago

    *raises eyebrows like the ones the women gave back in the other topic*

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    minor's avatar posted by minor, about 1 year ago

    so far 6 na ang sumasagot...

    sabi nga sa tv..

    nood hindi lahat ng babae eh maganda, ngayon hindi lahat ng maganda eh babae...

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    SANDMAN's avatar posted by SANDMAN, about 1 year ago

    hmmmm...

    asan na ang ibang mga diosa?!

    *brings out patis..."

    rakenrol!!!

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    spitsmaster's avatar posted by spitsmaster, about 1 year ago

    paging CM!!! paging CM!!!

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    wicked1925's avatar posted by wicked1925, about 1 year ago

    woohoo ang hahardcore ng sagot! keep 'em cumming!!! \m/

    may nakuha na nga pala kaming sponsor...ang pinaka hardcore at makatotohanang sagot ay may premyong 1 year supply of panty liner...may mukha nga lang ni yani na nakadila sa gitna

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    spitsmaster's avatar posted by spitsmaster, about 1 year ago

    ^LOL!!!

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    bird's avatar posted by bird, about 1 year ago

    mas malilibog pa kayo kay brownie!!!!!!! mwhahahahah!!!!!

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    danapz's avatar posted by danapz, about 1 year ago

    [ate may]

    [hunnybunnymarie]
    4. hunny, im just asking for a time-out. the pituytuy needs to rest too noh. lagi nga ako nirereklamuhan ni sunshine™ eh, nagugulpi pa ako for that matter *hehe*
    15. whisper mo na lang sa kin yan hunny =P

    [JOYtotheorgasmicsex]
    15. SAGUTIN ANG TANONG!! *hehe*

    [hornykid2]
    3. i understand the shaving part. you just gotta love the feeling of pubes tickling your nose *hehe*

    OO BINABANTAYAN KO MGA TINANONG KO *hehe*

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    danapz's avatar posted by danapz, about 1 year ago

    [ate may]
    15. i'll take note of that thanks *hehe*

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    pinkstar's avatar posted by pinkstar, about 1 year ago

    1. bakit pag nagsesex eh gusto nyo patay ang ilaw, nauumpog tuloy kami lagi?
    being the insecure creatures women are, we prefer to turn the lights down low. i prefer not to be judged by what i look like while doing it (especially since you guys have the tendency to stare - aminin!) it is fun to play marco polo in bed - gives a little excitement and thrill IMHO to actually "look" and "feel" what you want. you guys like to be blindfolded for that little something sometimes right?

    2. ano mas prefer nyo sa 2 at bakit:
    "hwag mong huhugutin!" o "iputok mo sa labas, please!"

    depends. if you're a couple who's trying hard to have a spawn, the choice would be the former but given the sitch i am in right now, i prefer the latter - or on May's words, ""IPUTOK MO SA LABAS, GAGO!" :P

    3. If a guy asks for a blowjob, are there qualifications to be met before we proceed?
    hygiene my dear friends. i know i dont even want to swallow a rotten, smelly banana. would you?

    4. We all know that guys are only capable of one orgasm at a time...so why are you girls so frustrated when you know we need to rest for a while first before the next round?
    i give my man time to rest. ;)

    5. While were going down there, lagi nyong sinasabi na "tama na", "more please syet", "ayaw mo na", "hwag kang titigil" habang iniipit nyo naman kami ng hita nyo sabay sinasabunutan palayo. Ano ba talaga ate?
    same as how we fit our outfits on before we go out, we're fickle-minded creatures. it also mebbe because you're hiting the right spot, and maybe you're not. a little tug to the left-right-up-down wouldn't hurt. you're gonna do it anyways. :P

    6. Bakit ang hilig nyong magtanong ng mga no correct answer questions tulad ng : "bomplen, mukha ba kong mataba sa damit na to?" Pag sumagot kami ng oo, magagalit kayo, pag sumagot kami ng hindi, hindi maniniwala. goodness!!
    actually, i don't know. must be the hormones. it's fun though to see you squirm while thinking of the "correct" answer. hahah!

    7. Bakit ang hilig hilig niyong magtext ng quotes? and what is the guy supposed to text back afterwards? "uh, salamat sa pagwalgas mo ng piso para dito?", "thank you for cramming a very good lesson about life within 300 characters?", "ok ok, ill bring the condoms?"
    i rarely mass text and reply.

    8. What's more important "Quality" or "Quantity" and "Size" or "Performance"? Why?
    quality over quantity. as for "size or performance", i think it's about putting the tool to good use, however long or short it maybe. there are always loopholes to this. if youre blessed, then go and sprinkle the wrath. if you arent, there's always the finger and the tongue.

    9. Bakit pag first time nyo ayaw nyo hubarin yung bra nyo?
    says who? :P

    10. Baket nakikipag-sex pa din kayo sa ex nyo kahit may BF ka na at GF na sya?
    i dont do this, but maybe it's because the ex did it good. you wouldnt mind going to a cafe again and again if they serve the best pie in town - nevermind if it'll make you fat and the location is horrid.

    11. Bakit kayo puro reklamo sa bf nyo?kesyo, maliit ang tite,madaling labasan etc...ayaw nyo naman hiwalayan...
    same as how you complain about your girlfriends being this and that. at the end of the day, there will always be one quality/thing/whatever that will make you stick it out with that person no matter what.

    12. why do you fake orgasms?
    i don't. i think it's an complete waste of my time if i do. if i am not in the mood, harsh as it may sound but i'll turn my back and sleep. :)

    13. Bakit pag nagbabayad kayo sa jeep, gusto nyo sabay sabay kayo? Nalilito tuloy yung driver.
    statistics wise, it is really more efficient rather than paying for each of her own. we're smart this way. ;)

    14. Why is it that in the beginning of the relationship, most of you girls are still "a bit passive" about making love. But as the relationship grows more and more mature, most of you begin to become more and more sex-hungry, oftentimes to the point na you girls become more and more aggressive than us guys. Hindi naman sa sinasabi namin na nagsasawa na kami sa inyo...pero what's up with that? How does that happen?
    it's about unconvering each others hidden kittens/pups. it's but normal to feel restricted at first but once we feel at ease, it's then that we reveal everything we are. there are mushy moments too at the start of the relationship and we want to savor that before hell and high water comes in. IMO, id be turned-off if a guy goes whack at the beginning of the relationship.

    15. Since you girls know your bodies more than we guys do...what are the components of the "squirt" orgasm?
    i think it's about the contractions of the urethra (kinda like when you go need to pee, except that a different substance comes out). you have to find the g-spot first then nurture it. teach your lady to do kegels once in a while - that'll help.

    16. bakit ba kayong mga babae pinilit nyo na kaya nyo gawin yung kaya ng lalaki?subukan nyo nga umihi ng nakatayo?
    we can pee standing up but that would be messy unhygienic. face it guys, we can do what you can do, even better. :P

    17. Bakit nyo inimbento and 'monthsarry' tapos kami ang aasahan nyo na maka-alala?
    im really not a believer of monthsaries and such. i just cherish everyday and that my friend, should count. :)

    18. Kelan ka safe? Date tayo!!!
    owemgee, what did you expect from this sausage fest pink?!? (i kid.)

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    pinkstar's avatar posted by pinkstar, about 1 year ago

    ^ did i just post that? i gotta go sleep. im nucking futs. :P

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    devilboo's avatar posted by devilboo, about 1 year ago

    Ayeth! mwahugs!

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    pinkstar's avatar posted by pinkstar, about 1 year ago

    ^ sis! amishu!!! *hugs*

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    danapz's avatar posted by danapz, about 1 year ago

    [ate A]
    15. lemme research more that kegels stuff...

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    devilboo's avatar posted by devilboo, about 1 year ago

    Kegels really work.

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    mesai's avatar posted by mesai, about 1 year ago

    hunny, one of my pet peeves is being called marie.. with regards to q3, timing is essential and of course, patience on your part. we, women, need longer foreplay, maybe it would even take a day. our foreplay starts in our mind, maybe you can call, text, or pm her on what you're planning to do when you meet up later that day, our minds are incredible, i tell you. that call/text/pm you gave her that morning will linger in her mind the whole day she'll anticipate it. then when you meet, show a lil romance, have or do something she'll surely like ready, not a biggy but something that would make her feel wanted, special, and your only one (even if she's not). you can try rubbing and massaging her feet, or ipagbalat mo sya't ipaghiwa ng mansanas, it's part of the foreplay. just be patient. gentle butterfly kisses on her temple, back of her ear, neck, on the back of her hand that you're holding, or sandman's trademark, you make hawi her hair and tuck it under her ear, while she's telling you about her day, that's still part of the foreplay, so just be patient. malay mo it'll pay-off with a big squirt afterwards. *wink*

    oj, well there is another option other than faking orgasms, but man, it'll piss you off big time. pramis! sample?

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    tigerlily's avatar posted by tigerlily, about 1 year ago

    sa aking pagkaalam at ayon rin sa pag-aaral ang sex daw ay basic needs ng tao tulad ng hangin, tubig at pagkain.

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    Areflexia's avatar posted by Areflexia, about 1 year ago

    @larry if the girl fakes then it means something is not working. slow things down and ask nicely what she likes because not girls are all the same what might work for some might not work for <s>transvestites</s>
    others. win win situation IMHO you get to add some moves to your arsenal plus you just coaxed her to talk dirty. see WIN WIN.

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    dice's avatar posted by dice, about 1 year ago

    @Pinkstar: 16. bakit ba kayong mga babae pinilit nyo na kaya nyo gawin yung kaya ng lalaki?subukan nyo nga umihi ng nakatayo?
    we can pee standing up but that would be messy unhygienic. face it guys, we can do what you can do, even better. :P
    ----- I know one god damn thing you can't do !! Can your Orgasm shoot 1-3feet away??!! Unless your a mutant and can "squirt" your way around this. Only Men can do this! :P

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    keekai's avatar posted by keekai, about 1 year ago

    I can't help not to answer. so here goes:-

    1. bakit pag nagsesex eh gusto nyo patay ang ilaw, nauumpog tuloy kami lagi? --- chet

    so i dont see how funny he looks like when being touched there, there and there.

    2. ano mas prefer nyo sa 2 at bakit:
    "hwag mong huhugutin!" o "iputok mo sa labas, please!" --- chet

    if i know i'm safe: wag mong huhugutin
    often times: use a friggin condom.. i have some in my bag!

    3. If a guy asks for a blowjob, are there qualifications to be met before we proceed? --- danapz

    YES! To quote Jagger, " You can't always get what you want"

    4. We all know that guys are only capable of one orgasm at a time...so why are you girls so frustrated when you know we need to rest for a while first before the next round? --- danapz

    Actually, i dont mind the in between yosi breaks

    5. While were going down there, lagi nyong sinasabi na "tama na", "more please syet", "ayaw mo na", "hwag kang titigil" habang iniipit nyo naman kami ng hita nyo sabay sinasabunutan palayo. Ano ba talaga ate? --- acer3ya1

    Sometimes the pleasure confuses the logic

    6. Bakit ang hilig nyong magtanong ng mga no correct answer questions tulad ng : "bomplen, mukha ba kong mataba sa damit na to?" Pag sumagot kami ng oo, magagalit kayo, pag sumagot kami ng hindi, hindi maniniwala. goodness!! --- acer3ya1

    Because you look cute when you're confused

    7. Bakit ang hilig hilig niyong magtext ng quotes? and what is the guy supposed to text back afterwards? "uh, salamat sa pagwalgas mo ng piso para dito?", "thank you for cramming a very good lesson about life within 300 characters?", "ok ok, ill bring the condoms?" --- muffin

    Si acer lang ang kakilala kong nagmamass text. period.

    8. What's more important "Quality" or "Quantity" and "Size" or "Performance"? Why? --- kherdiezel

    No brainer. all of the above.

    9. Bakit pag first time nyo ayaw nyo hubarin yung bra nyo? :D --- kherdiezel

    I beg to disagree.

    10. Baket nakikipag-sex pa din kayo sa ex nyo kahit may BF ka na at GF na sya? --- jots18

    Because i still find him hot.

    11. Bakit kayo puro reklamo sa bf nyo?kesyo, maliit ang tite,madaling labasan etc...ayaw nyo naman hiwalayan... --- biggy

    Insatiable needs and wants.

    12. why do you fake orgasms? --- hilarion

    I dont.

    13. Bakit pag nagbabayad kayo sa jeep, gusto nyo sabay sabay kayo? Nalilito tuloy yung driver. --- acer3ya1

    I am not sure if i do that.

    14. Why is it that in the beginning of the relationship, most of you girls are still "a bit passive" about making love. But as the relationship grows more and more mature, most of you begin to become more and more sex-hungry, oftentimes to the point na you girls become more and more aggressive than us guys. Hindi naman sa sinasabi namin na nagsasawa na kami sa inyo...pero what's up with that? How does that happen? --- danapz

    Because sex is good when you are comfortable with your partner. Parang when you are driving a car. The first ones are test drives.. and then you get used to it. Then you ride, sally, ride :P

    15. Since you girls know your bodies more than we guys do...what are the components of the "squirt" orgasm? --- danapz

    @pinkstar: kegels hmmm...

    16. bakit ba kayong mga babae pinilit nyo na kaya nyo gawin yung kaya ng lalaki?subukan nyo nga umihi ng nakatayo? --- kherdiezel

    We just do things we can ACTUALLY do best. Giving birth isn't comparable to pagihi ng nakatayo, ya?

    17. Bakit nyo inimbento and 'monthsarry' tapos kami ang aasahan nyo na maka-alala? --- rafnex

    I thought it's the guys who invented that?

    at ang tanong ng lahat (this is an optional question)

    18. Kelan ka safe? Date tayo!!!

    No thank you.

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    letsugas's avatar posted by letsugas, about 1 year ago

    wow this is so much fun..hehe ang saya saya no. Iprint ko nga to ipapasagot ko sa gf ko.

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    devilboo's avatar posted by devilboo, about 1 year ago

    Naglabasan na mga diosa!
    @letsugas: Tell her na din to practice kegels exercise, and youll see. nyahaha.

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    wicked1925's avatar posted by wicked1925, about 1 year ago

    Performing Kegel Exercise:

    A popular way to identify the pelvic muscles in men and women is to stop the flow of urine midstream. This is accomplished by contracting the pelvic floor muscles. Restarting the flow of urine is accomplished by releasing the pelvic floor muscles. Once identified this way, the pelvic floor muscles can be contracted and released independently of controlling urination. Kegels are most frequently performed in sets. Here are a few techniques:

    * Quick pumps: do 15 reps of quick pumps, pause for 30 seconds and repeat. Start at 15 and work your way up to 100 reps two times a day.
    * Hold and release: contract the muscle slowly and hold for 5 seconds, release slowly. Work your way to at least 25 reps two times a day.
    * Elevator: slowly contract 1/3 of the way, pause, then 2/3 of the way, pause, then all the way. Do 10 reps two times a day.

    taenang yan may mga reps pa amp! ginagawa kaya sa slimmers world o sa golds gym yan? *lollers*

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    dice's avatar posted by dice, about 1 year ago

    3. If a guy asks for a blowjob, are there qualifications to be met before we proceed? --- danapz --- oo naman! dapat si junior ay nasa maayos na kundisyon, sa totoo lang ako yung taong malakas makausog kaya bago ko palang mausog nilalawayan ko na at kung nausog ko naman handa naman akong lawayam kung saka-sakali, sa panahon ngayon laway nalang katapat nang lahat \m/ (hardcore na to mhen!) pero depende parin sa sitwasyon, junior must be safe and clean :D at pagkatapos WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE na! ----- nampotang yan! baka daw mausog ang etits kaya nya nilalawayan muna! tapos kung hypothetically mausog man si manoy, ano naman mangyayari? "Shrinkage?", "Pneumonia", "Chicken Pox" perhaps?? Wahahahaha .. taena .. ang sakit na tiyan ko kakatawa .. kulet mo bebs!! I dont really get that welcome to the jungle! are you refering to the pubic hair as the jungle? or is it a metaphore that you're like a wild beast pag nag bbj? DETAILS PLEASE!!!! wahahaha .. ang freaky mo bebs!!

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    angtipaklong's avatar posted by angtipaklong, about 1 year ago

    ^"Welcome to the jungle"someone needs a Brazilian.

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    hilarion's avatar posted by hilarion, about 1 year ago

    @areflexia i din't say i had experiences with fakers man. as far as i know nobody faked with me. then again they wouldn't tell me the truth so yeah. it's more of a general thingie. :D

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    Jots18's avatar posted by Jots18, about 1 year ago

    14. Why is it that in the beginning of the relationship, most of you girls are still "a bit passive" about making love. But as the relationship grows more and more mature, most of you begin to become more and more sex-hungry, oftentimes to the point na you girls become more and more aggressive than us guys. Hindi naman sa sinasabi namin na nagsasawa na kami sa inyo...pero what's up with that? How does that happen? --- danapz

    --- papi yan ang tinatawag na pagpapalit-anyo!  tumaas na ang level ng pagka ninja naming kumbaga malapit na kaming maging HOKAGE!


    BUWISET!

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    Jots18's avatar posted by Jots18, about 1 year ago

    16. bakit ba kayong mga babae pinilit nyo na kaya nyo gawin yung kaya ng lalaki?subukan nyo nga umihi ng nakatayo? --- kherdiezel

    --- oo nasubukan ko ng umihi ng nakatayo yun ay nung bagets pa ako, kayo ba kaya nyong manganak? Di naman sa pinipilit namin talaga namang may ibang bagay na kaya nyong gawin na kaya rin naming.. :D


    Kaya nyo ba oral sex sarili nyo?

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    bebang's avatar posted by bebang, about 1 year ago

    aba aba aba.. nasarapan naman ang mga adik sa mga sagot namin!

    hoy dice wild beast amp! wala namang masamang nangyayari kay manoy pag nausog ko, kusa lang talaga akong hinahanap nung taong nausog, tumutulong lang ako, aba mahirap yan pag nausog ko talagang di makakatulog! nyahahaha

    at yang "welcome to the jungle" na yan kung gusto nyo malaman ang buong detalye sayawan nyo muna ako ng mala-axl rose with matching costume na cycling shorts, boots with fur, panyolito sa ulo at naka shades.. dapat mahusay gumiling na paatras.. :D

    @angtipaklong kay CM ka magtanong tungkol sa mga brazilian :D

    sabi nga ni erap + jay contreras " WAG NYO AKONG SUBUKAN + BAKA DI NYO KAYANIN LIBOG KO!" hahahaha! pero di naman yan ang motto ko :D

    tuwang tuwa na naman ang mga bugoy :D oh well ganun talaga katulad parin ako ng dati wala paring kupas parang PCSO \m/

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    bebang's avatar posted by bebang, about 1 year ago

    hoy jots bat ka ba nangingialam sa mga sagot ko! porket na censored ibang tanong mo nagkakaganyan ka na! isumbong kita dyan kay cristel makita mo :D

    Kaya nyo ba oral sex sarili nyo?-- bat ikaw kaya mo ba? adik ka pala eh!

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    toodles's avatar posted by toodles, about 1 year ago

    Reading. Still reading.

    These letters in bold need to be stopped.

    Testing...
    Testing...
    Testing...

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    crazymerrick's avatar posted by crazymerrick, about 1 year ago

    It's my turn, I guess. Gago ka spits.

    1. bakit pag nagsesex eh gusto nyo patay ang ilaw, nauumpog tuloy kami lagi? --- chet

    No matter how much you appreciate a woman, and no matter how often you say you adore her body, she can't help but look at her flaws and feel like it's taking sexy away from the sex. Di lang yan, meron ding gusto magmumog sa umaga o mag-freshen up muna bago mag-sex. Gusto kasi ng babae to feel good and sexy about herself while doing it. Kung feeling conscious sya about what you see when the lights are on, mawawala yun pag patay na ang ilaw.

    2. ano mas prefer nyo sa 2 at bakit:
    "hwag mong huhugutin!" o "iputok mo sa labas, please!" --- chet

    Either, depending on the situation.

    3. If a guy asks for a blowjob, are there qualifications to be met before we proceed? --- danapz

    Some women like to give head, some are disgusted by it. When a woman doesn't like to give head, it doesn't mean she won't give head. It's just one of those things, like cooking when she's a bad cook, that a woman is willing to compromise doing if it so pleases a man. So, you can find out first if the woman you're dating likes to give head, in which case it doesn't take a lot to get her to do it, but if she doesn't, you just have to find out if she likes you well enough to do just about anything to make you happy.

    4. We all know that guys are only capable of one orgasm at a time...so why are you girls so frustrated when you know we need to rest for a while first before the next round? --- danapz

    If you can't get your woman to gain multiple orgasms with your dong, use your hands. Especially if she's the clit type, you don't have to exert too much effort to give her satisfying pleasure that will keep her coming back for more.

    5. While were going down there, lagi nyong sinasabi na "tama na", "more please syet", "ayaw mo na", "hwag kang titigil" habang iniipit nyo naman kami ng hita nyo sabay sinasabunutan palayo. Ano ba talaga ate? --- acer3ya1

    I think "tama na" is about accurate. In bed, when a woman says stop, it means she has enough of the action, and that's easy cue for your turn.

    6. Bakit ang hilig nyong magtanong ng mga no correct answer questions tulad ng : "bomplen, mukha ba kong mataba sa damit na to?" Pag sumagot kami ng oo, magagalit kayo, pag sumagot kami ng hindi, hindi maniniwala. goodness!! --- acer3ya1

    If you got the girl who asks those questions, tough luck, Fabio. Deal with it. Eventually she'll grow out of it, but if she doesn't, then it's one of those things that you either deal with or break up with.

    7. Bakit ang hilig hilig niyong magtext ng quotes? and what is the guy supposed to text back afterwards? "uh, salamat sa pagwalgas mo ng piso para dito?", "thank you for cramming a very good lesson about life within 300 characters?", "ok ok, ill bring the condoms?" --- muffin

    Third answer always works. :P

    8. What's more important "Quality" or "Quantity" and "Size" or "Performance"? Why? --- kherdiezel

    Tanginang sagot yung dalawa tite. LOL.
    Quality and performance, syempre. What do you need a gigantic dong for if a dildo can better satisfy?

    9. Bakit pag first time nyo ayaw nyo hubarin yung bra nyo? :D --- kherdiezel

    Uhm, no comment. Sino ba kasi yang mga ayaw magtanggal ng bra na yan?

    10. Baket nakikipag-sex pa din kayo sa ex nyo kahit may BF ka na at GF na sya? --- jots18

    Some people do it because it's no-strings-attached fun, especially if it's those kinds of breakups that ended the two of you for good. Some people think it's a way to get back together with someone. Either way, its fun, and it's with someone you've already done it with.

    11. Bakit kayo puro reklamo sa bf nyo?kesyo, maliit ang tite,madaling labasan etc...ayaw nyo naman hiwalayan... --- biggy

    Sometimes, problems in bed don't automatically translate into problems with relationship. Baka magaling magluto, o malambing. For some women, even, sex is not the central factor for relationships. Important, yes, but not all that.

    12. why do you fake orgasms? --- hilarion

    Especially when two people aren't too comfortable with each other in bed, the woman tends to fake it to avoid bruising the ego of the guy, especially when she feels that he's almost there and she's nowhere near it.

    13. Bakit pag nagbabayad kayo sa jeep, gusto nyo sabay sabay kayo? Nalilito tuloy yung driver. --- acer3ya1

    Para schweet. Ewan, I don't do that with my guy. I either pay for us both or if it's his turn, to make him pay.

    14. Why is it that in the beginning of the relationship, most of you girls are still "a bit passive" about making love. But as the relationship grows more and more mature, most of you begin to become more and more sex-hungry, oftentimes to the point na you girls become more and more aggressive than us guys. Hindi naman sa sinasabi namin na nagsasawa na kami sa inyo...pero what's up with that? How does that happen? --- danapz

    When a girl is sex-hungry, that's another thing. Baka disorder na yan. But if your woman asks for it often, you should feel lucky that you're with a very sexual person. I have met some very frigid women who don't like sex very much, so I know what's in store for some guys who date women who are not that into it.

    15. Since you girls know your bodies more than we guys do...what are the components of the "squirt" orgasm? --- danapz

    I don't know. I read somewhere that some women don't squirt, just as some g-spots are harder to find. The best you can do is have a good knowledge of the female anatomy, close your eyes and wish that you're doing it with a wet squirter tonight.

    16. bakit ba kayong mga babae pinilit nyo na kaya nyo gawin yung kaya ng lalaki?subukan nyo nga umihi ng nakatayo? --- kherdiezel

    What makes you think hindi ko pa nagawa yan? Ikaw nga subukan mong umihi ng nakatayo na tumutulo yung ihi sa legs mo?

    17. Bakit nyo inimbento and 'monthsarry' tapos kami ang aasahan nyo na maka-alala? --- rafnex

    Nah, celebrating that is too cheesy. It's nice to know the other person is counting time like you, pero kung kelangan gumastos at mag-effort para i-celebrate yan, sobrang taxing naman on your relationship.

    BAH at number 18. BAH.

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    chelsea's avatar posted by chelsea, about 1 year ago

    ako din =)

    1. bakit pag nagsesex eh gusto nyo patay ang ilaw, nauumpog tuloy kami lagi? --- chet
    - - > case to case basis siguro yan. ayoko din ng patay ang ilaw eh. dim lang siguro ng konti..

    2. ano mas prefer nyo sa 2 at bakit:
    "hwag mong huhugutin!" o "iputok mo sa labas, please!" --- chet
    - - > hhmm. the first one.

    3. If a guy asks for a blowjob, are there qualifications to be met before we proceed? --- danapz
    - - > naalala ko tuloy yung old joke about that. whats the difference between love, true love and showing off?
    love = spitting
    true love = swallowing
    showing off = gargling

    4. We all know that guys are only capable of one orgasm at a time...so why are you girls so frustrated when you know we need to rest for a while first before the next round? --- danapz
    - - > depende kasi. how long is "for a while"? men are like light switches daw, its easy to turn them on or off. while women are likened to the iron, kahit patay na, maiinit pa rin. wouldnt you wanna take advantage of that? kesa naman youre gonna start all over again, it wont be the same.

    5. While were going down there, lagi nyong sinasabi na "tama na", "more please syet", "ayaw mo na", "hwag kang titigil" habang iniipit nyo naman kami ng hita nyo sabay sinasabunutan palayo. Ano ba talaga ate? --- acer3ya1
    - - > those arent exactly commands you know.. buti nga shes being vocal eh. pero pag nasipa ka na, siguro tama na nga..

    6. Bakit ang hilig nyong magtanong ng mga no correct answer questions tulad ng : "bomplen, mukha ba kong mataba sa damit na to?" Pag sumagot kami ng oo, magagalit kayo, pag sumagot kami ng hindi, hindi maniniwala. goodness!! --- acer3ya1
    - - > iba iba naman kasi ang mga babae. may mga mababa ang self esteem na ang daling matamaan. naman, if youre fat, then deal with it. ganun lang yun. but then again, some gurls dont want the hard truth. gusto nila yung sugar-coated ang mga comments. i dunno, thats not me.

    7. Bakit ang hilig hilig niyong magtext ng quotes? and what is the guy supposed to text back afterwards? "uh, salamat sa pagwalgas mo ng piso para dito?", "thank you for cramming a very good lesson about life within 300 characters?", "ok ok, ill bring the condoms?" --- muffin
    - - > not every text requires an answer. i do that. i forward anything and everything under the sun. buti nga may nakaalalala sayo. and besides, guys do that too =)

    8. What's more important "Quality" or "Quantity" and "Size" or "Performance"? Why? --- kherdiezel
    - - > its the power of the engine.

    9. Bakit pag first time nyo ayaw nyo hubarin yung bra nyo? :D --- kherdiezel
    - - > aba malay ko. baka kasi wala kang makikita kaya ganun. at least pag nakabra, theres the illusion of size, no matter how small it is. lol.

    10. Baket nakikipag-sex pa din kayo sa ex nyo kahit may BF ka na at GF na sya? --- jots18
    - - > no matter how good the sex is with my ex, i wont sleep with him if im with someone else already. no decent gurl should do that. one at a time naman. sus.

    11. Bakit kayo puro reklamo sa bf nyo?kesyo, maliit ang tite,madaling labasan etc...ayaw nyo naman hiwalayan... --- biggy
    - - > hindi naman reklamo yun eh. kelangan kasi open communication para masabi mo yung mga napapansin mo diba? its like giving suggestions. like what position is best or something. if you dont like it, then say so, compromise on something that you two would be happy with.

    12. why do you fake orgasms? --- hilarion
    - - > because theres something youre not doing right..

    13. Bakit pag nagbabayad kayo sa jeep, gusto nyo sabay sabay kayo? Nalilito tuloy yung driver. --- acer3ya1
    - - > malay ko jan. basta pag nagbabayad ako sinasabi ko bayad ng isang maganda.. di naman sya nalilito.. :P

    14. Why is it that in the beginning of the relationship, most of you girls are still "a bit passive" about making love. But as the relationship grows more and more mature, most of you begin to become more and more sex-hungry, oftentimes to the point na you girls become more and more aggressive than us guys. Hindi naman sa sinasabi namin na nagsasawa na kami sa inyo...pero what's up with that? How does that happen? --- danapz
    - - > it just means that the woman's becoming comfortable. which is a good thing. ngayon lang ako nakakita ng guy na nagrereklamo about that haha.

    15. Since you girls know your bodies more than we guys do...what are the components of the "squirt" orgasm? --- danapz
    - - > its like asking why some women scream and some dont. a woman wont scream unless she feels like it. havent met anyone who can make me do that. yet.

    16. bakit ba kayong mga babae pinilit nyo na kaya nyo gawin yung kaya ng lalaki?subukan nyo nga umihi ng nakatayo? --- kherdiezel
    - - > kaya naman namin talaga yan eh. hindi nga lang in public. lol.

    17. Bakit nyo inimbento and 'monthsarry' tapos kami ang aasahan nyo na maka-alala? --- rafnex
    - - > ewan ko. im not so particular about monthsaries. i dont see the point really. corny.

    18. hhmm. may kakilala akong gusto kang makadate. uyy. haha.

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    Harley_Quinn's avatar posted by Harley_Quinn, about 1 year ago

    Lolsies A girlie version? It seems juvenile that the questions the boys are throwing are just confirming whatever imagination they have are running wild. I have a few minutes, so here goes.

    1. bakit pag nagsesex eh gusto nyo patay ang ilaw, nauumpog tuloy kami lagi? --- chet

    -- I can't speak for all the girls but truth be told, a naked man is always a funny sight.

    2. ano mas prefer nyo sa 2 at bakit: "hwag mong huhugutin!" o "iputok mo sa labas, please!" --- chet

    -- I don't like to get icky and everything, I'm too tired to get up and clean myself after sex and then go to bed, the BF should wear protection and he just takes care of canning his spooge.

    3. If a guy asks for a blowjob, are there qualifications to be met before we proceed? --- danapz

    -- The penis, first and foremost, is not really a beautiful thing to put in one's mouth. Even if we do, hygiene comes first and please, don't push our heads down, WE ARE ALREADY THERE!

    4. We all know that guys are only capable of one orgasm at a time...so why are you girls so frustrated when you know we need to rest for a while first before the next round? --- danapz

    -- Some breakups are caused by 3-minute men, so..... finish what you started or else we will.

    5. While were going down there, lagi nyong sinasabi na "tama na", "more please syet", "ayaw mo na", "hwag kang titigil" habang iniipit nyo naman kami ng hita nyo sabay sinasabunutan palayo. Ano ba talaga ate? --- acer3ya1

    -- Iniipit, like putting boys head in a vice grip? I don't know, I think most tend to spread their legs more. Or you boys must be doing something wrong.

    6. Bakit ang hilig nyong magtanong ng mga no correct answer questions tulad ng : "bomplen, mukha ba kong mataba sa damit na to?" Pag sumagot kami ng oo, magagalit kayo, pag sumagot kami ng hindi, hindi maniniwala. goodness!! --- acer3ya1

    -- I only had fatty issues in high school and I don't really care.

    7. Bakit ang hilig hilig niyong magtext ng quotes? and what is the guy supposed to text back afterwards? "uh, salamat sa pagwalgas mo ng piso para dito?", "thank you for cramming a very good lesson about life within 300 characters?", "ok ok, ill bring the condoms?" --- muffin

    -- Not my cup of tea, he'll I'm the slowest SMSer ever.

    8. What's more important "Quality" or "Quantity" and "Size" or "Performance"? Why? --- kherdiezel

    -- Brutal truth, Quality, we are not a walking brothel. Size, you may be good in the performance part but you will never grow beyond the cocktail wiener you have and the Mr. Size will eventually learn to perform. We get the best of both worlds then.

    9. Bakit pag first time nyo ayaw nyo hubarin yung bra nyo? :D --- kherdiezel

    -- So you skipped 3rd base and the heavy petting part? Lols you guys went to business directly.

    10. Baket nakikipag-sex pa din kayo sa ex nyo kahit may BF ka na at GF na sya? --- jots18

    -- I wish it would happened. Lolsies

    11. Bakit kayo puro reklamo sa bf nyo?kesyo, maliit ang tite,madaling labasan etc...ayaw nyo naman hiwalayan... --- biggy

    -- We fire non-performers, right?

    12. why do you fake orgasms? --- hilarion

    -- I don't. For what purpose? You already allowed yourself to get it and you don't even want to achieve something out of it? I would have said NO in the first place and not put myself in a situation where I'm fooling us both. Either you're getting faked out because you're a lousy lover or the girl is totally bored with you.

    13. Bakit pag nagbabayad kayo sa jeep, gusto nyo sabay sabay kayo? Nalilito tuloy yung driver. --- acer3ya1

    -- I have no memory of that, the last time I was with girl cousins, I was just 12 years old and we went to Aranque to find frilly doves/pigeons.

    14. Why is it that in the beginning of the relationship, most of you girls are still "a bit passive" about making love. But as the relationship grows more and more mature, most of you begin to become more and more sex-hungry, oftentimes to the point na you girls become more and more aggressive than us guys. Hindi naman sa sinasabi namin na nagsasawa na kami sa inyo...pero what's up with that? How does that happen? --- danapz

    -- As inhibitions go....

    15. Since you girls know your bodies more than we guys do...what are the components of the "squirt" orgasm? --- danapz

    -- Happens to 1% of women but happens to 100% of men, I don't know where this is going.

    16. bakit ba kayong mga babae pinilit nyo na kaya nyo gawin yung kaya ng lalaki?subukan nyo nga umihi ng nakatayo? --- kherdiezel

    -- Why would we force ourselves to do that?

    17. Bakit nyo inimbento and 'monthsarry' tapos kami ang aasahan nyo na maka-alala? --- rafnex

    -- That's when we get corny and boys going along is funnier.

    at ang tanong ng lahat (this is an optional question)

    18. Kelan ka safe? Date tayo!!!

    -- I'm syncing, No.

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    pinkstar's avatar posted by pinkstar, about 1 year ago

    @chels : "18. hhmm. may kakilala akong gusto kang makadate. uyy. haha."

    tell me this isnt true. *lol*

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    bebang's avatar posted by bebang, about 1 year ago

    nyahahaha.. sinetch kaya yun?

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    mesai's avatar posted by mesai, about 1 year ago

    2. ano mas prefer nyo sa 2 at bakit: "hwag mong huhugutin!" o "iputok mo sa labas, please!" --- chet

    -- I don't like to get icky and everything, I'm too tired to get up and clean myself after sex and then go to bed, the BF should wear protection and he just takes care of canning his spooge.

    aren't you afraid of getting urinary tract infection?

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    danapz's avatar posted by danapz, about 1 year ago

    my nipples get hard whenever i read this thread *aaaaah*

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    sorenkant's avatar posted by sorenkant, about 1 year ago

    lol @ #1. when the woman is on top and there's a bright EFL light bulb directly above you. it can get a bit distracting.

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    Harley_Quinn's avatar posted by Harley_Quinn, about 1 year ago

    @Mesai, That's why prophylactics are required.

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    minor's avatar posted by minor, about 1 year ago

    @mesai

    8. What's more important "Quality" or "Quantity" and "Size" or "Performance"? Why? --- kherdiezel
    Anong quantity? Meron bang taong pinanganak na meh 2 titi?!

    tignan mo to

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    Nymos's avatar posted by Nymos, about 1 year ago

    Ok....eto ang sagot ko:
    1. bakit pag nagsesex eh gusto nyo patay ang ilaw, nauumpog tuloy kami lagi? --- chet
    >>> not totally lights out. I just want the room to be dim…and it adds fire kung makikita mo ang mala-silhouette-drama ng katawan nyong naglilingkisan. :P
    2. ano mas prefer nyo sa 2 at bakit:
    "hwag mong huhugutin!" o "iputok mo sa labas, please!" --- chet
    >>> Basically this can be answered depending on the situation or intention. The first phrase is applicable if the woman is trying to get preggy. The second one applies for a safe-love-making purpose only.
    But as for me, madalas, “iputok mo sa labas, please!” better safe than sabet. Mahirap na.
    3. If a guy asks for a blowjob, are there qualifications to be met before we proceed? --- danapz
    >>> meron! Una, Dapat nasa mood ako! Pangalawa, dapat malinis, mabango at safe sa anumang sakit! Kung hindi sorry na lang...better luck next time. :P
    4. We all know that guys are only capable of one orgasm at a time...so why are you girls so frustrated when you know we need to rest for a while first before the next round? --- danapz
    >>> Naman! It’s the same thing when guys become frustrated when the well dries up.
    5. While were going down there, lagi nyong sinasabi na "tama na", "more please syet", "ayaw mo na", "hwag kang titigil" habang iniipit nyo naman kami ng hita nyo sabay sinasabunutan palayo. Ano ba talaga ate? --- acer3ya1
    >>> Haha. As usual, women are complicated even at sex. What we say is NOT what we normally meant. Just follow what the body says para walang gulo.
    6. Bakit ang hilig nyong magtanong ng mga no correct answer questions tulad ng : "bomplen, mukha ba kong mataba sa damit na to?" Pag sumagot kami ng oo, magagalit kayo, pag sumagot kami ng hindi, hindi maniniwala. goodness!! --- acer3ya1
    >>> Obviously, girls only want to hear what is pleasing to the ear. We like to be admired. So just get the hang of it. But it doesn’t mean na magsinungaling ka Ace. Just answer it nice. Parang you’re trying to put some icing and candy sprinkles on a cupcake. Gets?
    Pero kapag ikaw ang sumasagot alam kong walang kang patawad kasi brutal ka! HMP!
    7. Bakit ang hilig hilig niyong magtext ng quotes? and what is the guy supposed to text back afterwards? "uh, salamat sa pagwalgas mo ng piso para dito?", "thank you for cramming a very good lesson about life within 300 characters?", "ok ok, ill bring the condoms?" --- muffin
    >>> Hmmmm….Sorry Muff, I can’t answer you for this one. I don’t normally send quotes. Maybe the other girls can help you shed some light on this matter.
    8. What's more important "Quality" or "Quantity" and "Size" or "Performance"? Why? --- kherdiezel
    >>> The question is somewhat vague. Can you be more specific here Yani? But let me answer the way I understand it. What is more important in terms of sex, is it “quality” or “quantity”? I’ll take quality. Aanhin mo yung “quantity” ng sex if you are not happy nor contented with it. Di ka naman siguro yung tipong sasali sa Guinness world records para piliin ang ”quantity” noh? Unless trip ng babae na magbilang kung ilang beses dapat magsex let say, sa isang araw or week.
    Now when it comes to a penis, Size obviously affects the performance. Face it guys, ofcourse, the bigger it is, the better. Size and performance normally goes in parallel. How do you think a small dick will perform and finds the G-spot? Unless, naka-energizer yan or may mga bulitas or pangkiliti that will somehow equates the pleasure of a woman.
    9. Bakit pag first time nyo ayaw nyo hubarin yung bra nyo? :D --- kherdiezel
    >>> hindi naman sa ayaw....just giving you guys the pleasure of undressing us piece by piece. Ano gusto nyo? First time pa lang, wild agad? Yung tipong, higa, bukaka then pasok?
    10. Baket nakikipag-sex pa din kayo sa ex nyo kahit may BF ka na at GF na sya? --- jots18
    >>>I dont have any ex yet! :P
    11. Bakit kayo puro reklamo sa bf nyo?kesyo, maliit ang tite,madaling labasan etc...ayaw nyo naman hiwalayan... --- biggy
    >>>Well, una, ang mga babae eh hindi talaga sex lang ang consideration why they stick to a relationship. There are a thousand and one factors and reasons why a woman can’t leave a man. Please don’t give me the impression na kung maliit ang boobs ng girlfriend nyo, at natutuyuan eh hihiwalayan nyo na, ganun ba? Is that the basis?
    12. why do you fake orgasms? --- hilarion
    >>>Women always want to satisfy their partners. Letting them believe that they did well in bed when in fact sometimes they don’t. We’re just helping you to bring out your confidence in bed at the expense of faking it. Kasi, at the back of our head, we are praying and hoping, sana sa next round yung totoong O na! C’mon, Men are ego-centric. And It will be too rude for us not to give any damn expression as in tumingin sa kisame and then sabihan kayo ng “yun na ba yun? Tapos ka na?”
    13. Bakit pag nagbabayad kayo sa jeep, gusto nyo sabay sabay kayo? Nalilito tuloy yung driver. --- acer3ya1
    >>> Haller! As if naman na babae lang ang gumagawa nito.
    14. Why is it that in the beginning of the relationship, most of you girls are still "a bit passive" about making love. But as the relationship grows more and more mature, most of you begin to become more and more sex-hungry, oftentimes to the point na you girls become more and more aggressive than us guys. Hindi naman sa sinasabi namin na nagsasawa na kami sa inyo...pero what's up with that? How does that happen? --- danapz
    >>> Simple lang….Ang sex ay parang drugs….sa umpisa ni ayaw mo talagang tikman or subukan. But when you experience it, surely, you’ll ask for more. In short, Sex is addicting.
    15. Since you girls know your bodies more than we guys do...what are the components of the "squirt" orgasm? --- danapz
    >>> what do you mean by components? Anyways, I don’t know what are the components but squirting of lovejuice happens when a woman reaches her highest peak and the brain triggers the vaginal muscles to contract that somehow creates a force to spit it…I think ha, ganito nangyayari.
    16. bakit ba kayong mga babae pinilit nyo na kaya nyo gawin yung kaya ng lalaki?subukan nyo nga umihi ng nakatayo? --- kherdiezel
    >>> Admit it or not, we can do whatever a man can do. Kaya rin naming umihi ng nakatayo but that will be so messy. Ofcourse we don’t want to wet our pants at mamanghi. We just do things differently and madalas mas creative!
    17. Bakit nyo inimbento and 'monthsarry' tapos kami ang aasahan nyo na maka-alala? --- rafnex
    >>>Do you have proof na babae ang nagimbento ng word na ‘monthsarry’? Anyways, most girls are good in remembering dates. And we just cherish and treasure that day we accepted your love, thus we just want to make it special compared to normal days. I admire guys who remembers the “day” and greets her GF ahead. It really brings out the kilig factor you know.
    at ang tanong ng lahat (this is an optional question)
    18. Kelan ka safe? Date tayo!!!
    >>> I can tell you when….but paalam muna kayo sa boss ko :P

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    letsugas's avatar posted by letsugas, about 1 year ago

    Hehe so far q3 lang ang consistent, dapat malinis utong mo. damn dead bored ryt now

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    mesai's avatar posted by mesai, about 1 year ago

    ^ isa lang kase labasan ng ejaculant and urine which is the urethra.

    omg! that's freaky freaky!! minor, i wouldn't be caught dead having sex with that.

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    dabong's avatar posted by dabong, about 1 year ago

    3. If a guy asks for a blowjob, are there qualifications to be met before we proceed? --- danapz --- oo naman! dapat si junior ay nasa maayos na kundisyon, sa totoo lang ako yung taong malakas makausog kaya bago ko palang mausog nilalawayan ko na at kung nausog ko naman handa naman akong lawayam kung saka-sakali, sa panahon ngayon laway nalang katapat nang lahat \m/ (hardcore na to mhen!) pero depende parin sa sitwasyon, junior must be safe and clean :D at pagkatapos WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE na! ---- di ba kapag nauusog, nagsusuka? :))

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    bebang's avatar posted by bebang, about 1 year ago

    ^depende, minsan nahihilo lang at sumasakit ang tyan :D

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    letsugas's avatar posted by letsugas, about 1 year ago

    @mesai thank god yours come out separately

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    kibitzer's avatar posted by kibitzer, about 1 year ago

    Shite, nawala lang ako ng 1 linggo, sex na ang pinag-uusapan. Teka, sex naman pala lagi pinag-uusapan dito.

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    dabong's avatar posted by dabong, about 1 year ago

    ^^^ eh di ba kapag nilawayan na, bumubuti na yung pakiramdam?

    pero susuka muna talaga :D

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    devilboo's avatar posted by devilboo, about 1 year ago

    Langya, basta pag sex ang topic ang tagal ng thread!!! napaghahalata!! :D

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    kibitzer's avatar posted by kibitzer, about 1 year ago

    Wala na bang girls diyan? Pa'no ko makikilala soulm8 ko niyan?!? Hmmm...teka maganda yung mga sagot ni...nakakainlab, este...nakakainlust pala. Shet, siya na nga! The One! Aaaargh hindeee!!! Mas maganda sagot ni...Bwiset! Makatingin na nga lang sa mga pictures ninyo. ::stomps off::

    (background music: Si Aida o si Lorna o si Fe @ Sana 2 ang <3>

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    Jots18's avatar posted by Jots18, about 1 year ago

    ^giniwa mong dating site to... Hard to get yang mga yan (sya nga ba?)

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    hornykid2's avatar posted by hornykid2, about 1 year ago

    ano na? asan na prize namin???

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    wicked1925's avatar posted by wicked1925, about 1 year ago

    ^easy lang...hindi pa tapos iprint yung mukha ni yani sa mga pantyliners

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    bebang's avatar posted by bebang, about 1 year ago

    ^pssst... haba ng buhok mo kambal nyahahaha

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    wicked1925's avatar posted by wicked1925, about 1 year ago

    ^amp! hindi pa ko handa sa relasyon! ;)

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    bebang's avatar posted by bebang, about 1 year ago

    ^hahahahahaha... relation officer :D

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