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contributed by dice, about 1 year ago
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New employee

You are listening to Stevie Wonder
(It's your first day at work and all is fine and great)

After 3 months...

You are listening to HOUSE music
(because you are so busy that you're not sure if you're coming or going)

After 6 months...

You are listening to Heavy Metal
(your days start at 0800 and end at 2000)

After 9 months...

You are listening to Hip Hop
(You become fat due to stress and now you suffer from constipation)

After a year...

You are listening to GANGSTA RAP
(Your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you fall out of bed and live on caffeine!!)

After a second year...

You are listening to Techno
and have gone a bit... well... crazy!

And finally, after another year...

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Which one are you now? lolz

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    devilhimself's avatar posted by devilhimself, about 1 year ago

    hahaha funny yet true in some sense... not in my case though... *pats*

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    acer3ya1's avatar posted by acer3ya1, about 1 year ago

    so Dice, you're between hiphop and gansta rap right ??
    hehehehe :P

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    Chrisangelo's avatar posted by Chrisangelo, about 1 year ago

    Hiphop na si dice! Hiphop!

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    mesai's avatar posted by mesai, about 1 year ago

    nice pussy, dice! =P

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    minor's avatar posted by minor, about 1 year ago

    6 yrs here

    im listening to Goth music...

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    minor's avatar posted by minor, about 1 year ago

    6 yrs here

    im listening to Goth music...

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    hornykid2's avatar posted by hornykid2, about 1 year ago



    LOLs was laughing so hard, i think i peed a little.

    love the headbanging cat!!

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    kibitzer's avatar posted by kibitzer, about 1 year ago

    @minor 6yrs?!? Wow. ang loyal ah.

    Stevie Wonder sa first day. hahaha

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    spitsmaster's avatar posted by spitsmaster, about 1 year ago

    amp! 1 year na ko sa trabahong ito!

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    bugshing's avatar posted by bugshing, about 1 year ago

    damn -
    i can't stop laughing!
    hahahha

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    sorenkant's avatar posted by sorenkant, about 1 year ago

    i was listening to house music just before I ditched my last job.
    now, i'm listening to Asin.

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    bird's avatar posted by bird, about 1 year ago

    di mo ko kaya! mwhahahahhaha!!!!

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    bird's avatar posted by bird, about 1 year ago

    kakainin kita ng buhay!!! hehe...di mo ko kaya!!!

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