Highfiber 0.0

dated September 30, 2006.. back in the chaotic era of hifi v6.. i wanted to revive the know your member threads so i asked around the oldies if i could uhm,interview them..

but i was lazy to post it that time..
and when i finally had the mood, voila, highfiber became 0.0 and i couldn't stomach to browse the site.

So here it is:

1. First of all, why the name muffin?

I used to collect these semi-underground/ goth comics called "lenore". It revolves around this cute little undead girl who somewhat resembles a "chibiki" which is commonly associated with manga but leaning more towards the damien-evil-incarnate side. Lenore has a friend named "Ragamuffin" a vampire scourge who was cursed by a voodoo priestess to live an eternity as a stuffed doll . I found the story behind the name interesting enough to use it as a handle during those quake/ counterstike days at sonic's, a network place at bahay ng alumni. Muffin was brought about partly by lazyness to type in the whole word, and much about character restrictions in some games.

2. So how's highfiber life after college?

pretty much as pointless as it was since the afternoon luis passed by mike's place and decided to create this piece of shit. But it impresses me to how this place has evolved from a site that caters to prepubescent angst-ridden, attention whore 5 year olds to its present form... a site that caters to prepubescent angst-ridden, attention whore 5 year olds – with jobs.

3. Did you really pursue your condom spontaneous business idea aka the condom proposal?

Yeah, and it was so diabolically evil that a cardinal and a pope died during the entire endeavor.

4. Do you miss the old highfiber?

It had its moments, but like taking a dump, no matter how good your shit was for the day, its all pretty much "moving-on" after you flush the sucker down.

5. Whatever happened between you and flumps?

What me and flumps? I don't even know what happened between me and flumps. *checks old hard drive*. nope, no naked webcam photos of flumps anywhere here. You must've mistaken me for someone else.

6. Where do you get your inspiration to do most of the images you submit in highfiber?

Depends on how sucky the previous posts are, especially mr. Clean's. HAHA! My inspiration feeds on his submission's sucky-ness. That guy must've done something horrid in his previous life, i really just can't help doing cheap shots on him even though i haven't even seen him for almost a year now. He must probably be my nemesis, like that fat guy being the nemesis of Seinfeld.

7. Are you planning to add more avatars in hifi?

No, avatars are for pussies.

8. Did you ever tried to make love to a pasty product? If no, why are you lying? If yes, how did it feel? Have you ever tried it on muffins?

I made love to pastries orally, it felt yummy like the sweet nectar of honeysuckles. Yes, it will be another good shit day tomorrow.

9. How many ejaculations can you do in one day?

More than your puny mortal testicles can muster in a lifetime.

10. The classic Darkwing Duck Question: If you were sentenced to go to hell for all eternity, who is/are the highfiber member/s would you take along with you and why?

I'd take halo8 and all of the other photoshop vector crazies out there. So they could spend an eternity doing their 2000++ layer psd/"vector" file, after which i would show them how to do the same thing in illustrator that would take around 10 to 30 seconds.

Oh! and i'd also like to take pinkstar in for that restraining order she just filed. Not smart x-(

11. The Bebang Question: What is the essence of being a man?

The ability to enjoy the most powerful of ejaculations, while keeping a calm, serene, and ninja-like state to avoid detection. A skill very useful in situations that is devoid of personal space, like prison.

12. Did you ever had the fantasy of sticking up stuff (i.e. dildos, matchbox toy cars,gerbils) in you anus

You're new to this gay thing are you? I'm sure danapz will be more of a help.

13. Can you give advice on how to enjoy one's highfiber experience?

Make a ton of smurfs to give you pats, then abuse your newly found power of customizing your avatar to poking other members to zombie status. Also, feel free to randomly upload cellular phone quality images, and post enlightening EMO threads, preferably copy-paste texts from your favorite blogs from friendster or myspace. That would make you a lot of friends here.

14. Is there something you want to get rid of highfiber?

Highfiber... or luis' money so he could stop paying to keep this shit up.

15. Finally, do you miss the old highfiber members? Who do you miss most?

I miss leelock, because she has reasonably huge tits and can speak french.

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i have confused flumps and yawp..

so.. whatever happened between you and yawp?