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I've played the video game years ago and the most notable feature was the Matrix-like slo-mo effects when shooting at the mob. Watching those slugs rip into those thugs gave a feeling of pure ecstasy.


Avenging the deaths of those close to you, going behind the rules, lots of blood spatter and gore---what more could you want from an action film? Would they closely follow the original videogame script? Who knows? As long as they minimize those annoying dream sequences that they oh so love in the game, it's fine by me. Mark Wahlberg's role as the protagonist would certainly boost viewership.

Would this film be darker then the Dark Knight or Sin City? We're not sure yet, The ratings from the film board have seesawed from PG-13 to R then back to PG-13 just 5 days ago. I'm betting that this would be a hit as long as they stick to the elements that the gaming purists adore,

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    seth's avatar posted by seth, 3 months ago

    Mona Sax - i like that name

    Mona Swallows! Oh yea!

    Seth Lix and Mona Sax!

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    kibitzer's avatar posted by kibitzer, 3 months ago

    ^oist seth dun ka sa porn star names thread.

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    seth's avatar posted by seth, 3 months ago

    you haven't played the sequel have you?

    and remember, mark wahlberg was dirk diggler. hehe

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    kibitzer's avatar posted by kibitzer, 3 months ago

    ^sabagay yung Max 2 parang love story na rin. Kaya siguro di mabenta masyado. Parang porn nga dating ng pangalan Max Payne eh yung mala S&M. LOL

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    mesai's avatar posted by mesai, 3 months ago

    Mark Wahlberg in Bourne Series? Which one?

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    kibitzer's avatar posted by kibitzer, 3 months ago

    ^Matt Damon pala. taena. hilig nila sa M na simula eh

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    mesai's avatar posted by mesai, 3 months ago

    ^ well Mark Wahlberg killed Matt Damon in this one star-studded mobster-police themed Martin Scorsese movie from 2007(?). I forgot the title. Cast also included Leonardo DiCaprio and Jack Nicholson. Marky Mark wasn't a spy in that movie though, and afaik, he never did a spy role.

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    kibitzer's avatar posted by kibitzer, 3 months ago

    ^Nood ka na lang ng Boogie Nights na kasama si Seth. LOL. Gusto niya yata si Dirk Diggler at lahat ng mga pornstar names dun.
    Si Matt Damon na lang sana pala kinuha nila. Planet of the Apes close enough? hehe. ano pa ba action movie niya?

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    spitsmaster's avatar posted by spitsmaster, 3 months ago

    posted by mesai, 13 minutes ago

    ^ well Mark Wahlberg killed Matt Damon in this one star-studded mobster-police themed Martin Scorsese movie from 2007(?). I forgot the title. Cast also included Leonardo DiCaprio and Jack Nicholson. Marky Mark wasn't a spy in that movie though, and afaik, he never did a spy role.

    The Departed

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    kibitzer's avatar posted by kibitzer, 3 months ago

    Oh ha mesai may kakampi ako. moviemaster 'tong si spits

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    michael316's avatar posted by michael316, 3 months ago

    This movie will be just as successful as other films based on video games... that do not have Angelina Jolie's breasts as the central theme.

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    mesai's avatar posted by mesai, 3 months ago

    kibz, action movies ni Mark Wahlberg? uhm..yung 4 Bros., drama na meh halong action. Shooter, he was a former marine sniper dun. meron yung sila ni Joaquin Phoenix, madrama rin onte. They made a movie twice, actually, akala ko nga sequel yung last year nung movie nila from late 90's ata. Never watched Planet of the Apes kahit pa I heart most Tim Burton movies.

    speaking of Tim Burton, he's filming Alice in Wonderland for Disney. sana yung movie gaya nung Alice na videogame, have you played it? Gory. lollerz! kaso nga, since it's for Disney, I doubt it. baka parang Charlie and the Chocolate Factory lang ata dating.

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    mesai's avatar posted by mesai, 3 months ago

    spits, I'm not really good with movie titles. thanks!

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    sorenkant's avatar posted by sorenkant, 3 months ago

    watered down from R to PG-13?
    well, better wait for a director or an uncut version on DVD

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    arjay's avatar posted by arjay, 3 months ago

    ^^^i heard it will also feature Johnny Depp as the Madd Hatter.

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    toodles's avatar posted by toodles, 3 months ago

    well, if you want to speak of Johnny Depp, he just signed to be Tonto in an upcoming movie The Lone Ranger. Interesting, but what bugs me is that is The "Lone" Ranger supposed to be traveling alone? So why does the "Lone" Ranger have a sidekick?

    Depp has also hinted for another Pirates of the Caribbean installment.

    And by the way, Burton's Alice was announced to be an animation, a CG film like that of Beowulf.

    Going back to Mark Wahlberg, please don't forget about The Italian Job and a probable *crosses fingers* sequel to it - The Brazilian Job.

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    kibitzer's avatar posted by kibitzer, 3 months ago

    ^Hmmm. sabi mo anything with the word "job" sounded sexy. Well unless its Blow or Hand...parang tame sounding. I don't know but the "Lone Ranger" really sounds gay to me. "Hi ho silver, awaaaaay!"

    @OO nga pala, paulit-ulit yung 4 Bros sa HBO

    @sorenkant - M nga yung rating sa videogame. Natakot lang siguro producers na walang masyadong manonood so ginawang R-13

    @michael316 - yeah, movie tie-ins from novels or videogames usually don't end up well. Hope those guys could pull it off. The Punisher for example, was a good read but when they made it into a movie...haha

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    minor's avatar posted by minor, 3 months ago

    is this really HAPPENING?

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    crazymerrick's avatar posted by crazymerrick, about 1 month ago

    R5 torrent!

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    seth's avatar posted by seth, about 1 month ago

    but this movie sucks! the noir effect was just snow falling everywhere.. mila kunis was an eye candy but she had limited on screen time.. the new bond girl was also useless.

    I was hoping to see the human sacrifice at club ragnarok from the game but no! they didn't include it!

    so everybody,just play the game and save yourselves some agony..

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    crazymerrick's avatar posted by crazymerrick, about 1 month ago

    You forgot to mention Mark Wahlberg. Boo!
    :P

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