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contributed by CuntClapper, 4 months ago
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After this close brush , it's never too late or too early to count the blessings brought in by this man. Here are some things I'd love to remember him by:
1. The way Sloan blurted out motherf****r in "Wanted", you'd think it's just a taxonomic classification for poor, misguided Wesley. I'd never thought megalomaniacal thugs can sound that decent.
2. Recalling how he handled things in "Deep Impact", you'd think he'd still make a hell of a lot more better president than Barak Obama.
3. He whupped George Burns' dead ass, playing God in "Bruce/Evian Almighty". Whupped it so bad, you'd forgive the asshole who ran things in the Old Testament, seeing Him in a different light as a Joker who had a great time playing pranks on people who take their ancestry way too seriously.
4. "He wuz there wen I wuz lurning to reed"...back in the days when Snuffalofagus was Big Bird's alleged imaginary friend,he was the Easy Reader on the other program.

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    spidamang's avatar posted by spidamang, 4 months ago

    He was in Deep Impact. :D But imho, playing Red in Shawshank Redemption was one if his best roles.

    I still haven't seen Driving Miss Daisy.

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    angtipaklong's avatar posted by angtipaklong, 4 months ago

    Shawshank was one of his best.
    Now on a different note.
    He was also rumored to have been playing catch the monkey while driving , resulting in a recent car accident with a female companion - he must have been caught with his pants down as he announced his divorce application with long time wife just days after the accident.

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    CuntClapper's avatar posted by CuntClapper, 4 months ago

    @spidamang: Thanks for the correction. Yes I also saw him in Shawshank, I just haven't figured out something witty to write about it.
    @angtipaklong: Do you mean that he might have suffered mo re than a broken arm. elbow and shoulder? Remember what happened to Mrs. Garp's lover? Oh, poor man....
    Know what, I looked up "Electric Company" in Wikipedia,and was surprised to find Bill Cosby among the first season regular cast. I guess only Morgan Freeman stuck to my memory.

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    rafnex's avatar posted by rafnex, 4 months ago

    se7en is still one of my favorite movie

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    Chrisangelo's avatar posted by Chrisangelo, 4 months ago

    I like him playing Alex Cross in Along came a spider.

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    arjay's avatar posted by arjay, 4 months ago

    he was awesome in Juno :)

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    minor's avatar posted by minor, 4 months ago

    i like the way he swing a crowbar in Halflife

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    spidamang's avatar posted by spidamang, 4 months ago

    ^wahaha :D

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    chelsea's avatar posted by chelsea, 4 months ago

    morgan freeman was in juno?

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    letsugas's avatar posted by letsugas, 4 months ago

    nice minor nice...

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    pinkstar's avatar posted by pinkstar, 4 months ago

    i like him narrating. period.

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    arjay's avatar posted by arjay, 4 months ago

    chelsea: juno IS morgan freeman. i suggest see it again. :)

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